Alright, I know TN's stand on this kind of thing, so I'm going to go ahead and clarify.
I know that what I was doing is stupid, and to be frank, I did it completely wrong...
Secondly, I was NOT on a public road of any sort or even anywhere near it. I was on a family-owned private road with no occupants other than myself on it. I don't condone speeding on the highways and I sure as hell don't support crazy driving.
Anyway, I was going down the road ultimately to get away from people so I could work on tidying up my Hella Horn wiring, since the horn connectors are awfully close to the radiator. On the way down, I just got possessed and lost all common-sense. I took the turn fast, got just a bit of understeer before the apex, then after regaining traction I accelerated too soon WHILE turning harder. Add that in with shitty tires and a shitty line, and you get this:
Most of the "damage" was just berry juice, which I promptly washed off to prevent it from staining the clear-coat.
The bad news is that my clear-coat apparently hadn't hardened on some parts of the car yet, from where I finally got my door fixed. That's why if you look in the third-to-last picture you can see that the rear-quarter panel is scuffed but the rear-bumper is not. Nothing's really bad, and it looks like a lot of the scuffs will be able to be buffed off with some polish, wax, and a hell of a lot of elbow grease.
However, it looks like I might have to wet-sand the clear-coat in some places on the rear-quarter panel and on one place on the roof... being my age, I've never done it - I was wondering if anyone could give me any advice or tips?
That's the only damage I've found on the car, with the exception of the window sills which will have to be re-painted at the body shop who repaired my door. I'm also wondering, though - since I did all but go into a ditch - what else I need to watch for in the terms of damage. AKA, wheel misalignment, etc.
I'm lucky to walk away from this with nothing more than a bug bite, and I'm sure as hell lucky to have the car in one-piece and on four-wheels. I think I'm going to wait until I actually have a track to go to before I do anything else with the car, be it on my own land or not.