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Re: [OT] shipwreck -->joke<--
"Michael" <Michael@displayitpockets.com> wrote:
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>"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>> "Michael" <Michael@displayitpockets.com> wrote in message
>> news:Vz5jf.6998$ea6.50@news-server.bigpond.net.au...[color=darkred]
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>> > "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> > news:dmhtkv.31c.1@news.evilcabal.org...
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>> >> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> news:xn0eab6535277qd000@news.readfreenews.net...
>> >> > Two guys were shipwrecked on a desert island. The first guy is[/color][/color]
>freakin'[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >> > out. He says: "It's bleak man, I mean this is bad. We have no food[/color][/color]
>and[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >> > we have no water. We're gonna die."
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>> >> > The second guy is peaceful, at ease and completely tranquil. He[/color][/color]
>cozies[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >> > up under the shade of a palm tree to catch some Z's. This is driving
>> >> > the first guy nuts, so he turns and says: "How can you sit there so
>> >> > relaxed? Are you clueless? We have no water, we have no food, we have
>> >> > no shelter, we have no help and we have no hope - we are gonna die,
>> >> > we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
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>> >> > The second guy says: "You don't understand. I make $100,000 a week."[/color][/color]
>He[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >> > leaned back with his hands folded behind his head and attempts to go
>> >> > back to sleep.
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>> >> > The first guy now fearful and ticked off says: "What difference does
>> >> > that make? Who cares how much you make? What good does your money do[/color][/color]
>us[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >> > now? You don't get it! We have no food, we have no water, we have no
>> >> > shelter, we are gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
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>> >> > The second guy interrupted, "No YOU aren't getting it, I make[/color][/color]
>$100,000[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >> > a week - and I tithe, my pastor WILL find me!"
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>> >> Must be Mormon...
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>> >> Natalie
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>> > ....... I don't get it (o_O)a
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>> > -Michael-
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>> The joke, or my reply?
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>> Mormons *have* to give at least 10% of their income to the church.
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>> Natalie
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>Ahhhh, now I get it!
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>Thanks Natalie :)
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>-Michael-
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Is it 'only' Mormons Nat?
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