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Re: [OT] shipwreck -->joke<--
"Gord Beaman" ...[color=blue]
> "Michael" :
>[color=green]
>>
>>"Wickeddoll®" ...[color=darkred]
>>>
>>> "Michael" ...
>>> >
>>> > "Wickeddoll®" ..
>>> >>
>>> >> "badgolferman" ...
>>> >> > Two guys were shipwrecked on a desert island. The first guy is[/color]
>>freakin'[color=darkred]
>>> >> > out. He says: "It's bleak man, I mean this is bad. We have no food[/color]
>>and[color=darkred]
>>> >> > we have no water. We're gonna die."
>>> >> >
>>> >> > The second guy is peaceful, at ease and completely tranquil. He[/color]
>>cozies[color=darkred]
>>> >> > up under the shade of a palm tree to catch some Z's. This is
>>> >> > driving
>>> >> > the first guy nuts, so he turns and says: "How can you sit there so
>>> >> > relaxed? Are you clueless? We have no water, we have no food, we
>>> >> > have
>>> >> > no shelter, we have no help and we have no hope - we are gonna die,
>>> >> > we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
>>> >> >
>>> >> > The second guy says: "You don't understand. I make $100,000 a
>>> >> > week."[/color]
>>He[color=darkred]
>>> >> > leaned back with his hands folded behind his head and attempts to
>>> >> > go
>>> >> > back to sleep.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > The first guy now fearful and ticked off says: "What difference
>>> >> > does
>>> >> > that make? Who cares how much you make? What good does your money
>>> >> > do[/color]
>>us[color=darkred]
>>> >> > now? You don't get it! We have no food, we have no water, we have
>>> >> > no
>>> >> > shelter, we are gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
>>> >> >
>>> >> > The second guy interrupted, "No YOU aren't getting it, I make[/color]
>>$100,000[color=darkred]
>>> >> > a week - and I tithe, my pastor WILL find me!"
>>> >>
>>> >> Must be Mormon...
>>> >>
>>> >> Natalie
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> > ....... I don't get it (o_O)a
>>> >
>>> > -Michael-
>>> >
>>> >
>>> The joke, or my reply?
>>>
>>> Mormons *have* to give at least 10% of their income to the church.
>>>
>>> Natalie
>>>
>>>[/color]
>>Ahhhh, now I get it!
>>
>>Thanks Natalie :)
>>
>>-Michael-
>>[/color]
> Is it 'only' Mormons Nat?
> --
>
> -Gord.[/color]
As far as I know, yes.
The Catholic church *asks* us to give 10%, but for Mormons, it's required.
Natalie
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