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Re: [OT] shipwreck -->joke<--
"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Michael" <Michael@displayitpockets.com> wrote in message
> news:9vajf.7242$ea6.6761@news-server.bigpond.net.au...[color=green]
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> > "Gord Beaman" <gord@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
> > news:ep59r1hdr0sk30g55fju2i84ms2q58n2qh@4ax.com...[color=darkred]
> >> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"Gord Beaman" ...
> >> >> "Michael" :
> >> >>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>"Wickeddoll®" ...
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> "Michael" ...
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > "Wickeddoll®" ..
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >> "badgolferman" ...
> >> >>>> >> > Two guys were shipwrecked on a desert island. The first guy[/color][/color][/color]
is[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >> >>>freakin'
> >> >>>> >> > out. He says: "It's bleak man, I mean this is bad. We have no[/color]
> > food[color=darkred]
> >> >>>and
> >> >>>> >> > we have no water. We're gonna die."
> >> >>>> >> >
> >> >>>> >> > The second guy is peaceful, at ease and completely tranquil.[/color][/color][/color]
He[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >> >>>cozies
> >> >>>> >> > up under the shade of a palm tree to catch some Z's. This is
> >> >>>> >> > driving
> >> >>>> >> > the first guy nuts, so he turns and says: "How can you sit
> >> >>>> >> > there[/color]
> > so[color=darkred]
> >> >>>> >> > relaxed? Are you clueless? We have no water, we have no food,
> >> >>>> >> > we
> >> >>>> >> > have
> >> >>>> >> > no shelter, we have no help and we have no hope - we are[/color][/color][/color]
gonna[color=blue][color=green]
> > die,[color=darkred]
> >> >>>> >> > we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
> >> >>>> >> >
> >> >>>> >> > The second guy says: "You don't understand. I make $100,000 a
> >> >>>> >> > week."
> >> >>>He
> >> >>>> >> > leaned back with his hands folded behind his head and[/color][/color][/color]
attempts[color=blue][color=green]
> > to[color=darkred]
> >> >>>> >> > go
> >> >>>> >> > back to sleep.
> >> >>>> >> >
> >> >>>> >> > The first guy now fearful and ticked off says: "What[/color][/color][/color]
difference[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >> >>>> >> > does
> >> >>>> >> > that make? Who cares how much you make? What good does your[/color]
> > money[color=darkred]
> >> >>>> >> > do
> >> >>>us
> >> >>>> >> > now? You don't get it! We have no food, we have no water, we[/color]
> > have[color=darkred]
> >> >>>> >> > no
> >> >>>> >> > shelter, we are gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
> >> >>>> >> >
> >> >>>> >> > The second guy interrupted, "No YOU aren't getting it, I make
> >> >>>$100,000
> >> >>>> >> > a week - and I tithe, my pastor WILL find me!"
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >> Must be Mormon...
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >> Natalie
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> > ....... I don't get it (o_O)a
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > -Michael-
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> The joke, or my reply?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Mormons *have* to give at least 10% of their income to the church.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Natalie
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>Ahhhh, now I get it!
> >> >>>
> >> >>>Thanks Natalie :)
> >> >>>
> >> >>>-Michael-
> >> >>>
> >> >> Is it 'only' Mormons Nat?
> >> >> --
> >> >>
> >> >> -Gord.
> >> >
> >> >As far as I know, yes.
> >> >
> >> >The Catholic church *asks* us to give 10%, but for Mormons, it's[/color]
> > required.[color=darkred]
> >> >
> >> >Natalie
> >> >
> >> >
> >> IC thanks...
> >> --
> >>
> >> -Gord.
> >> (use gordon in email)[/color]
> >
> > *shakes head thinking about religious people*
> >
> > -Michael-
> >
> >[/color]
> :-P
>
> Doesn't that rattling noise bother you?
>
> Natalie
>
>[/color]
Naw,
you get used to it after a month or so :)
-Michael-
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