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On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 16:17:03 GMT, "Truckdude" <unrealemail@cox.net>
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>21 Ways To Be A Good Republican
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>1) You have to believe that the nation's current 8-year prosperity was due
>to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but that yesterday's gas
>prices are all Clinton's fault.[/color]

They are....LOL
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>2) You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all
>on their own.[/color]

Nope we believe that if you work hard you will succeed...
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>3) You have to be against government programs, but expect Social Security
>checks on time.[/color]

Hell yes!
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>4) You have to believe that government should stay out of people's lives,
>yet you want government to regulate only opposite-gender marriages and what
>your official language should be.[/color]

What exactly is wrong with that?

Marriage is between a man and woman.

Last I checked...

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>5) You have to believe that pollution is ok, so long as it makes a profit.[/color]

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>6) You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to
>Allah or Buddha.[/color]

Hmmmmm

I don't think we should pray to Bubba Clintoon...

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>7) You have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.[/color]

Mine were not....well one of them was....

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>8) You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions about
>her own body, but that large multi-national corporations should have no
>regulation or interference whatsoever.[/color]

I believe a woman does NOT have a right to kill a child.

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>9) You believe Jesus loves you, and by the way, Jesus shares your hatred of
>AIDS victims, homosexuals, and President Clinton.[/color]

Jesus is a very smart Republcan....LOL
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>10) You have to believe that society is color-blind and growing up black in
>America doesn't diminish your opportunities, but you still won't vote for
>Alan Keyes.[/color]

Last I checked we have VERY high level blacks in the Republican
administration.

Tell me about you Democrats...
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>11) You have to believe that it was wise to allow Ken Starr to spend $50
>million dollars to attack Clinton because no other U.S. presidents have ever
>been unfaithful to their wives.[/color]

Nope....Clinton lied. Committed perjury...

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>12) You have to believe that a waiting period for purchasing a handgun is
>bad because quick access to a new firearm is an important concern for all
>Americans.[/color]

Damned right!

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

.....buy my new .357

Lock Load

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
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>13) You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, because
>we all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't have sex.[/color]

Yes....
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>14) You have to believe that the ACLU is bad because they defend the
>Constitution, while the NRA is good because they defend the Constitution.[/color]

The ACLU has NEVER defended the Constitution
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>15) You have to believe that socialism hasn't worked anywhere, and that
>Europe doesn't exist.[/color]

Europe works?

Their health care killed Arafat...that is a good thing.

Europe is broken and is a basket case....
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>16) You have to believe the AIDS virus is not important enough to deserve
>federal funding proportionate to the resulting death rate and that the
>public doesn't need to be educated about it, because if we just ignore it,
>it will go away.[/color]

Nah....we just want people to use condoms when they butt fuck....
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>17) You have to believe that biology teachers are corrupting the morals of
>6th graders if they teach them the basics of human sexuality, but the Bible,
>which is full of sex and violence, is good reading.[/color]

That is true...

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>18) You have to believe that Chinese communist missiles have killed more
>Americans than handguns, alcohol, and tobacco.[/color]

They will....thanks Demorats...
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>19) You have to believe that even though governments have supported the arts
>for 5000 years and that most of the great works of Renaissance art were paid
>for by governments, our government should shun any such support. After all,
>the rich can afford to buy their own and the poor don't need any.[/color]

Bull Shit...
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>20) You have to believe that the lumber from the last one percent of old
>growth U.S. forests is well worth the destruction of those forests and the
>extinction of the several species of plants and animals therein.[/color]

Yes .... The spotted owl tastes very good...

Fire up those chain saws...
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>21) You have to believe that we should forgive and pray for Newt Gingrich,
>Henry Hyde, and Bob Livingston for their marital infidelities, but that
>Clinton should be impeached.[/color]

Clinton was impeached cause he lied...

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Scott in Florida