Ok here we go......
well to start off i got the car about 8 -10 months ago
it was $400 (a great buy) from my girlfriends mom (2nd owner)(her G-ma original owner)
well taken care of cosmetically (interior immaculate condition) no big fender benders, paint was garbage (Cali sun well do that) All stock basically
Usual stuff that a 17 year old car would need, some tranny work, new starter, altenator etc.
Now let me remind you....
This was my first car im 20 years old and i live in cali
I "Thought" it was cool to go fast..... (vroom vroom auto I4 mind you)
So first thing i do when i get the car is Ebay..... i got the little short ram intake + K&N filter,an aftermarket exaust and some of those 8000k bulbs (headlights)
Now when i got the car my girlfriends dad had cut the steel braided line for the power steering pump and tried to splice it together using copper tubing (i.e.no powersteering) Also the shocks were blown bad and the brakes were shot
3 months go by.....
One day im driving along and i start to here this ticking coming from the engine bay..... i was close to a buddies house and decide to pull over....
Soooo..... i ask him to come listen and help me out since he knew a little more about cars than me(me being a retard when it comes to cars).....
I fire it up.......
Tick Tick Tick Tick.......
"Shut It Off" is all i hear...
then laughter

.........
i ask whats funny and he said "when the last time you put oil in this thing"....
me being a retard replied "never".......
NO OIL NOT GOOD........me never having a car never thought "hey check the oil dumbass"....
So my friend checks the oil and it was drier than a crackheads coochie
not including what little was on the tip of the dipstick, had silver flakes in it....
First thing he said is rodbearings.....
so we then proceeded to tackle the job...
in our attempt to fix this problem we relized in order to take off the oil pan to get to the rodbearings we had lower the front crossmember and in order to do that we had to unbolt the exaust from the header (if im not mistaken)...
this was our first issue.... we couldnt get one of the three bolts loose holding the exaust on at the header..... so my friend says "Grind it off" and me being retarded said ok......
1 hour and half later and a couple grinding disk later it comes off........
really that was the only issue with that whole job we got the pan off and the bearing look like shit(well 1 of the 4 for sure) we replaced them all of course.... cleaned the pan out real good and filled her up and called it a day....
then i got a job......
pizza delivery...... not good on a car with 270k miles on it....
not including all this other garbage with the bearings and all......(probably did some camshaft damage) or that was what i was told at least
anyways that lasted for a couple months then i quit and the car got a little break......
until.....
my girl wrecks her car and my car becomes "our car".....
a month of that goes by and one day i get a call "your cars smoking"......
another retarded mistake by me.......
didnt think a car needed oil so why would i think it needed water.....
now i dont know if a crack in the raditor caused it to overheat or the overheating caused the crack.......
but the top resivior was definitly cracked so i got that fixed........
next after install of the radiator i try and drive the car but only make it around the block and waters boiling out and the temp gauge is through the roof........
so basically that was it,my next plan of attack was to check the thermostat but i reall didnt get around to doing it untill a couple of days ago (which was atleast a month of it sitting)
in that time the battery went dead so i replaced that...... it went dead due to an aftermarket alarm (i think)
go to start it and nothing....... no click in the starter no sound at all anywhere and the wierd thing is i get power to everthing but when i try to turn it over the clock and radio die.......
now ive been reading about the starter relay thinking this might help.......
also a few thing i left out above......
when i got the car the check engine, brake, and i think another light was on always.......
the thermostat was bad......
and i pretty sure the head gasket is blown (i heard water and an aluminum head dont mix well)
im sure thats not all but im too tierd of typing........
ill be happy to answer any questions and will be looking foward to hearing from the great mind of TN
Thanks again
DAMEA