I tried searching but didnt find anything near what i was experiencing.
So this is the second time it has happened to me, i turn to crank the car, and ALL power is gone, no clock, door lights, dash lights, headlights, NOTHING.

This only happens when i go to crank the car. W jumped the car and it fires up like a champ, and all power is back on the interior.
BUT: EVERY MEMORY SYSTEM HAS RESET.

Including COMPUTER. That never has happened to me. Whatever is happening is causing the car to have to "remember" how to run the air/fuel mixture. when the engine is cold, it idles normally at 2k. This reset made it idle at 800 until i drove for several miles.
We suspect the ignition switch is old and needs replacing, but can a shorting switch cause all this? I would REEAAALLLLY appreciate the help from anyone. This is my DD and i need it to work like normal asap!!!
EDIT: I forgot to say that we recently washed the engine bay a few days ago, and the problem occurred afterwards. Not sure if it is coincidence or cause.