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Re: [OT] snake -->joke<--
"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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>The Snake and the Bunny Rabbit...
>
>A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest
>pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They
>immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for
>the mishap.
>
>When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus
>should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had
>been blind since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision
>and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind.
>
>The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity.
>He had never been able to see his reflection in the water, and for that
>reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was.
>
>The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that
>they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other
>from head to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was.
>
>The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the rabbit.
>After a few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur,
>long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I think
>that you must be a bunny rabbit!"
>
>The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to
>return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for
>a few minutes, he asserted...
>
>"Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you
>squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. You're
>a Democrat!"[/color]
Jesus!...all that reading (and with high expectations)
for THAT?!? :(
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-Gord.
(use gordon in email)
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