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Bill Clinton is out jogging one morning, notices Little Johnny on the
corner with a box. Curious he runs over to Little Johnny and says,
"What's in the box kid?"
Little Johnny says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
Bill Clinton laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"Democrats," says Little Johnny.
"Oh that's cute," he says and he goes on his way.
A couple of days later Bill Clinton is running with his buddy big Al Gore
and he spies Little Johnny with his box just ahead.
Bill Clinton says to big Al, "You gotta check this out" and they both jog
over to Little Johnny.
Bill Clinton says, "Look in the box Al, isn't that cute? Look at those
little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend big Al what kind of kittens they
are."
Little Johnny replies, "They're Republicans"
"Whoa!" Bill Clinton says, "I came by here the other day and you said
they were Democrats. What's up?"
"Well," Little Johnny explains, "Their eyes are open now."
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