LOL youse guys, its only a car. That type of

happens around here in southern california all too often, usually not so extreme though, usually its like minor nicks and scratches like if you park taking up too much spaces and they didnt like it or some shet like that.
Bottom line, theres a whole lot of morons out there in the world, aint there? If i went gunnin for every idiot that every damaged my car on purpose, i'd run out of ammo and they'd throw me so far back in the pokey they'd have to feed me with a slingshet.
A car cover might help, or a garage, you have a carport and the security lights and this obviously helped as you said. I say we need to make and sell an electric force feild that zaps people if they come to close to your car hee hee