so i set off to paint my valve cover a few weeks ago ... but there have been MANY delays for all sorts of stupid reasons
first and foremost, none of the shops near me had the Duplicolor 500* paint i wanted for my heat shields and valve cover ... [im prolly gonna get another color to do the 2-tone paintjob that RedPhoenix did]
then the next week i was all set to go, and i tried to take the nuts around the spark plugs off ... but nope - i dont have a wrench big enough ... so thus begins the search for a 30mm socket [thanks Adam/ASG14 for the heads-up], which was impossible to find ... 3/4 stores had 29mm and lower
and THEN, yesterday ... finally i get everything apart, except the cover wont come off because the black piece on the left side wouldnt budge ... but i got past that with a lil help from RedPhoenix via AIM ... so i painted it last night
but i didnt have a new gasket - so i was gonna drive in to work with my mom in the subaru, but nope ... she left me ... so i scrambled to put things back together as much as possible and i started the camry - IT SOUDNED LIKE A V12 ENGINE ... because the valve cover was wedged open, apparently ...

but i said f*ck it and just went to work
well im 9/10ths of the way to work, and all of a sudden im engulfed in a cloud of smoke coming from my engine bay ... bad news ... but i continue on and get into work - i make a call to the dealer [only 3 or 4 blocks from my job] and make sure they have a gasket in stock
i get the gasket first thing after work - engine ablaze (well, smoking ... from all the oil burning thats being spilt EVERYWHERE in my just-cleaned engine) ... i get home, stop the car and fill my garage with smoke - like crazy ...
i run inside and hope for the best - noticing my smoke alarm in the garage didnt work, which was a good thing ... 30 mins later i put on my mechanics gloves and wipe down as much of the oil as i can without burning my hands ... then check the oil level ... well its completely empty
so now i havta wait 2 more hours for the car to cool ... then i can replace the gasket ... and meanwhile im gonna be making a trip to a gas station or something to get some oil!