F$#@ing Vandals - Toyota Nation Forum : Toyota Car and Truck Forums

Menyahs · 07-08-2007, 10:56 PM

Ok so i need you're guys' opinion to rub in my girlfriends face. If someone vandalizes you fing car with with streamers and window paint; no big deal right? Yeah ha ha whatever. But when you step up to packing the door handles completely full of vaseline and salt as well the windshield wipers you've crossed the line between friendly pranks and all out war. (yea this was done by my supposed friends). Anyway i was just wondering if anyone else thinks i'm out of line for being pissed off about it.

nuchieboy · 07-08-2007, 11:00 PM

fuck that i would beat the shit out of them lol....if i take care of something and people do that i would beat the living shit out of them...not trying to promote fighting but shit lol

ToyCam187 · 07-08-2007, 11:00 PM

Streamers, nothing wrong with that. Window paint is fine on windows, just don't put it on the paint. But putting stuff in the door handles is a big no no. And where did they put the salt? Make them clean the car. Thats what I would do.

***prnc_chrmng*** · 07-08-2007, 11:01 PM

yeah, thats definelty crossing the line.

also, post pictures of your girlfriend

Menyahs · 07-08-2007, 11:11 PM

salt/vaseline under all 4 door handles, yea i spend over an hour powerwashing and scrubbing and there is still a hint of oily residue. I knew it was probably going to happen (except the vaseline). If i had know about that i would have notified the police and given them a real scare. Oh well my baby is clean and spotless again now, she was a little traumatized but i just put her to bed for the night, and now to plot my revenge . . . . . . .

Maim Menu · 07-09-2007, 02:03 AM

Car pranks are fucking stupid. I mean yeah haha vaseline on my door handles okay I got it, who's gonna clean that shit up now?

Don't touch my fucking car if you're gonna do something stupid to it. The end. I would be pissed off.

I got egged at minus 20 Celsius this winter, these fuckers would've tasted my oil pan if I had caught their asses.

touringcamry · 07-09-2007, 03:01 AM

The paint and Vaseline really crossed the line because they're a pain in the ass to clean off. What was the purpose of the salt?

My friend's house got egged once. He and I took the contents of several cans of tuna and stuck it in the heater/AC intake vents on the vandals' cars.

Ever tried to clean eggs off stucco after they've baked in the 100 degree sun for most of the afternoon?

TitaniumSE · 07-09-2007, 03:12 AM

Here's some suggestions for retaliation:

1) Put baloney on the paint.
2) Put soap on the windows, windshield, and let it dry completely. When it rains or when he uses the washer fluid, he won't be able to see, and he'll crash and die.
3) Potato in the exhaust pipe.
4) Dog poo under the door handle.
5) Rewire his car like they did in Big Fat Liar
6) Take off his spark plugs.
7) Deflate his tires.
8) Slap a NOS sticker on his lower bumper and he'll get pulled over by a cop.
9) Take off his brakes overnight.

trdsupragt · 07-09-2007, 03:29 AM

10) Sugar in the gas tank
11) Go to a gas station and say you forgot your fuel cap. Surprisingly, they'll almost always pull out a box full of them for you to look at. Look for one with a key hole in it (though there aren't many cars out there with them anymore). Then use that in the other person's car to lock their fuel tank.

But seriously, I wouldn't do anything. It's pretty immature and can sometimes lead to more trouble.

touringcamry · 07-09-2007, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by PhantomGrey

Here's some suggestions for retaliation:

6) Take off his spark plugs.

Nah...rearrange the spark plug wires instead.

Wire the horn to sound whenever the brake light comes on.

EvoFire · 07-09-2007, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by touringcamry

Nah...rearrange the spark plug wires instead.

Wire the horn to sound whenever the brake light comes on.

How about wiring the horn to be in sync with the blinkers?

secrecyguy · 07-09-2007, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Menyahs

salt/vaseline under all 4 door handles, yea i spend over an hour powerwashing and scrubbing and there is still a hint of oily residue. I knew it was probably going to happen (except the vaseline). If i had know about that i would have notified the police and given them a real scare. Oh well my baby is clean and spotless again now, she was a little traumatized but i just put her to bed for the night, and now to plot my revenge . . . . . . .

Almost sounds like you consider your car as your girlfriend...

Venom_5 · 07-09-2007, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhantomGrey

Here's some suggestions for retaliation:
2) Put soap on the windows, windshield, and let it dry completely. When it rains or when he uses the washer fluid, he won't be able to see, and he'll crash and die.

... a bit extreme at the end there

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhantomGrey

6) Take off his spark plugs.
7) Deflate his tires.

i recommend both of those ... they wont really cause much harm