So over the years my car has been egged and broken into a couple times, and a few months ago over the summer, some imbecile backed into my front end and I couldn't get anything to ever come of it. Police wouldn't file report b/c it was on Kroger's parking lot which = private property. And the brainless sponge that hit me would never come to court or squat.
Saturday night at about 11 at night I'm trying to fall asleep in my bedroom and I hear my dad jump up out in the living room and run outside. The he comes back in and calls 9-1-1. I jump out of bed and run out thinking some ones tried to break in our something. He takes me out side and shows me this:
Officer came and said he thought they threw a pumpkin.
I say...well there's no big orange thing in the car and there's no smashed guts any where.....Since my dad said he heard an exhuast come screaming down the street, and then stop, the window broke and then they took off, it sounds like they used a baseball bat or tire iron or something other than a pumpkin
Cop again says well I think they threw a pumpkin at your car.........


Me and my dad look at each other with a big old WTF look and just gave up till sunday.
WHen we went to clean it we found this
and the complete bottle:


PUMPKIN MY ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just this past weekend I put 5 hours by my self into wash wax and detail....
I put so much into keeping it running well and looking fine, but all the world seems to try and take it away from me.