So I'm driving my '95 Camry in a New York City 40 miles from home and my check engine light goes on and I see the temperature gauge red-lining. Finding parking is a nightmare, but I eventually find a street spot and I pop the hood. There's no steam or smoke or evident leaking but after the engine cools, I need to add coolant. Other than running (very) hot, the car is running fine. I manage to limp over to the nearest Toyota dealership (It's 4:30 p.m. on a Sunday) and they say they'll look at it the next day.
On the phone, Monday, they say they need to do a "complete diagnostic" for $230 -- I okay it after my regular service dealer says that sounds reasonable.
So this is what $230 dollars gets me when I ask for diagnostic printout and an itemized estimate:
http://i.imgur.com/l6mwO.jpg
Such a nightmare -- I noted no leaking and I'm pretty sure the real problem is a just a stuck thermostat. The stuck thermostat is blocking the coolant flow. Period.
I expect I'll be going in tomorrow to haggle down the price on the diagnostic and get the car towed up home to be worked on by my regular dealer's service shop. I can't trust a shop to fix a part they cannot spell.
That printout is something I had to wait 5 hours for them to get to me on Tuesday. I'm pretty sure the "Service Advisor" I was talking to is functionally illiterate, and I am not confident they even did more than a cursory check.