Why are birds attracted to my Camry??

[Punks_Not_Dead5]

I hit a bird last week...and it knocked or blew my headlight on the driverside...i got it fixed...driving up north to my cottage for the weekend....another bird flys infront of me and it knocked out my passangers side light!

Why do they have to do this to me!!! Seems like i have a target on the front end!

I know this thread is kinda pointless but i needed to vent!

[lammydi]

Maybe it's your Dragoneye Halo Projector headlights ??? It does look very attractive to me!!!

[whiteboy]

lol everytime I wash and wax my car birds shit on me, I get at least 2 by the next day lmao, always keep a cloth handy but yours is a lil more serious, damn a moving target, they must be good :-P

[yeuemhoai]

Good guess :-)

[Streaker]

Originally Posted by Punks_Not_Dead5

I hit a bird last week...and it knocked or blew my headlight on the driverside...i got it fixed...driving up north to my cottage for the weekend....another bird flys infront of me and it knocked out my passangers side light!

Why do they have to do this to me!!! Seems like i have a target on the front end!

I know this thread is kinda pointless but i needed to vent!

May your Camry is for the birds, literally

[greylock]

Originally Posted by whiteboy

lol everytime I wash and wax my car birds shit on me, I get at least 2 by the next day lmao, always keep a cloth handy but yours is a lil more serious, damn a moving target, they must be good :-P

Same here. Maybe they see their reflections and think they are shitting on another bird.

[Punks_Not_Dead5]

last i checked the meaning of "Halo" it doesn't mean "target!" frickin birds! Toyota washed mine for me after my oil change...needs it again i have like 500 dead bugs on the front of it..atleast they didn't do any damage!

[Venom_5]

i kno how u feel ... i just washed my car last nite ... and of course, on the way home today a bird shit on my car as soon as i left work

[PhatRoyale]

Having a bird poop on your car is one thing.... but actually hitting one is totally different!

I've also noticed that there are a lot of low-flying birds lately around the GTA

[rawknmxpx]

I've had my car for 9 months and have already killed 3 birds with it. Obviously I haven't killed enough cuz it gets shit on within hours of it being washed...

[Punks_Not_Dead5]

Originally Posted by rawknmxpx

I've had my car for 9 months and have already killed 3 birds with it. Obviously I haven't killed enough cuz it gets shit on within hours of it being washed...

good to know i'm not the only bird killer around lol

[TRD VVTi]

I don't know why they're attracted to your car but I have a way to stop them from shitting on your car.

Sit a few feet away from your car while it's parked where it spends the most time. As soon as you see a bird even come close to your car throw your feces at it. Keep throwing your own shit at all the birds you see. Pretty soon they will know you mean business and leave your car alone.

To make sure nobody thinks you're crazy and call the cops you should scream and make lots of noise. Always wear white grandpa underwear, black socks, sandals, and some sort of helmet. Don't wear gloves.

I hope that helps.

[Epsilon]

Get a scarecrow?

Originally Posted by TRD VVTi

I don't know why they're attracted to your car but I have a way to stop them from shitting on your car.

Sit a few feet away from your car while it's parked where it spends the most time. As soon as you see a bird even come close to your car throw your feces at it. Keep throwing your own shit at all the birds you see. Pretty soon they will know you mean business and leave your car alone.

To make sure nobody thinks you're crazy and call the cops you should scream and make lots of noise. Always wear white grandpa underwear, black socks, sandals, and some sort of helmet. Don't wear gloves.

I hope that helps.

OMG... HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Punks_Not_Dead5]

Originally Posted by Epsilon

Get a scarecrow?

stick it out of the moonroof? lol birds don't crap on my car, they just enjoy slamming into the front of it