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Rice Alert: SoCal IE
For a certain White Gen5 Camry 4 cyliner LE with horrendous body kit (I think LE) in the vicinity of Rialto and and adjacent ghettohoods:
PLease OH please take that big ass wing off the tail of your camry. That tail end is going to go no where when your car is traveling 40 miles down Foothill Blvd, so you dont' exactly have to worry about down force.
Peal off that piece of shit big camry vinyl logo off your bumper...MR Magoo can tell it's a camry with his glasses off.
Stop shopping at pepboys or AZ or Kragen for your "performance" stuff.
Thank you for not having neons flashing under the car.
Thank you for not showing an open hoood (I might have been blinded by the aftermarket bling from gods at AZ.)
Lastly, NO painting your hood black doesn't lighten the car like carbon fiber or give you 40 hp like a tornado add on.
This has been a service announcement. Be carefull, lightening may strike vehicle while it is Near B-lane. These two bodys should never meet or the time continuum may shatter. Be carefull the car may spontaneously com bust because of the combinations of stickers to wing ratio to bling factor and feel sorry for it self and commit suicide. One DUB sticker may just tip the camry over and implode.. no Dub stickers.
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**ADAM! A/C button for Gen 5.5 Camry (2005 LE) !! Por favor!
Brake lights aren't broken, I just don't brake.
--Can honestly go to a parts counter and ask for brake shoes for the front brakes.
--Likes long walks on the beach.... once it's lit by a massive bonfire.
Last edited by RningOnFumes; 02-16-2008 at 11:45 AM.
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