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Re: [OT] contact lens -->joke<--
"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0eb8wwj75buj5000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his
> driveway. After a fruitless search, he went inside and told his mother
> the lens was nowhere to be found.
>
> Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the
> lens in her hand.
>
> "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked.
>
> "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking
> for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."[/color]
That is no joke. Absolute fact. Works almost every time.
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