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Re: OT GySgt Ermey's PRESS CONFERENCE
On Tue, 31 Jan 2006 18:53:24 -0500, "Mike Hunter"
<mikehunt2@mailcity.com> wrote:
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>That makes me think of Jack Bower of '24' might say to the cut and run Dims
>like DIZZY and little richard, AKA Dick LOL
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>mike hunt[/color]
LOL...
Yes for sure!
That is why I put it in here.....
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>"Scott in Florida" <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote in message
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>> GySgt Ermey's PRESS CONFERENCE
>>
>> For the few of you who missed him, R. Lee Ermey is the host of The
>> History Channel's "Mail Call" and played the Drill Instructor in the
>> movie, "Full Metal Jacket." He is a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant
>> and a very plain speaker, as you will soon read.
>>
>> So, for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R.
>> Lee Ermey at his first press conference. The main topic of discussion
>> is the Marine in Iraq who shot the Iraq insurgent to death. We pick up
>> as the reporter asks about how this potential war crime will affect
>> our image in the world:
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>> Ermey: "What kind of a pansy-assed question is that?"
>>
>> Reporter 1: "Well I think."
>>
>> Ermey: "THINK, Fancy boy?! Get this through that septic tank on top of
>> your shoulders, moron: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK, DO YOU
>> UNDERSTAND ME??? That Marine shot an ENEMY COMBATANT, SHITHEAD; SO GET
>> YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN
>> PERSONAL PIN CUSHION!!!
>>
>>
>> Next question: You in the blue suit."
>>
>> Reporter 2: Don't you think that the world's opinion of our operations
>> is important?
>>
>> Ermey: "Oh sure! You don't know the times I have cried myself to sleep
>> worrying about what some goddamned French pansy thinks! Oh the days I
>> have had to weep because some shit eating terrorist fucker might be
>> mad at us, because we went into whatever god forsaken hole in the shit
>> that he lives in and killed him. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS
>> QUESTION IS THAT YOU PETER-PUFFING JACKASS?? WE ARE THE UNITED STATES
>> OF AMERICA, AND WHEN YOU ATTACK US, WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE
>> AND BLOW YOUR STINKING CAMEL-LICKING CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL WE
>> WILL BE ABLE TO BURY YOUR SORRY ASS IN A THIMBLE!!
>>
>>
>> YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. YOU ARE PROBABLY AFRAID, THINKING
>> THAT I HAVE SUCH AN "EXTREME" ATTITUDE AND THAT I NEED TO BE MORE
>> SENSITIVE" TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
>> YOU POLE-SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY
>> ELSE THINKS! THIS IS A DAMN WAR, AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN
>> YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON
>>
>> MAMMA'S TIT!! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU RUNT?? NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY
>> PRESS ROOM BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!
>>
>>
>> Next question: YOU WITH THE UGLY-ASSED TIE. LOOK AT THAT THING! IT IS
>> HIDEOUS."
>>
>> Reporter: 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by..."
>> Ermey: "FREEDOM?? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE
>> SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION!!
>> WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE SHIT-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN
>> WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET
>> YOU HAVE THE UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY-MORNING
>> QUARTERBACK THE ACTIONS OF A BRAVE MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF
>> AND HIS UNIT FROM AN ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!!!
>> YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT, NUMBNUTS? I AM CONCERNED
>> ABOUT A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC, ORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND
>> MICROPHONES DOING THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY
>>
>> OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I AM CONCERNED ABOUT
>> CHICKEN-SHIT PANSIES THAT WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS AND
>> WHINE ABOUT THEIR PISS-ANT "FREEDOMS"!!"
>>
>>
>> Reporter: 3: "I..."
>>
>> Ermey: "DID YOU HAVE A BIG BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING,
>> NUMBNUTS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE
>> CRY-HOLE IN THAT SHIT-PILE YOU CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR
>> THE REST OF YOU PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS
>> ROOM BEFORE I SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CHOKE TO DEATH
>> ON MY SHOELACES!!!!"
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>> All I can say is AMEN Gunny!!!!!
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>> Scott in Florida[/color]
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