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A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every
time the kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing down. This goes
on for a while when his wife sticks her head out of the front door and
yells. "You need more tail!"

The father yells back "Fuck You, I told you yesterday I needed more
tail and you told me to go fly a kite!"