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"Mike Hunter" <mikehunt2@mailcity.com> wrote in message
news:NKSdnQkIP4yfEJDZUSdV9g@ptd.net...[color=blue]
>1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
> changed
> 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
> light bulb could have been changed differently
> 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
> 1 to move it to the Lighting section
> 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
> 17 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
> bulbs
> 15 to flame the spell checkers
> 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
> 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
> 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
> 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
> is "lamp"
> 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
> bulb" is perfectly correct
> 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
> take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
> 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
> bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
> 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
> to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
> this technique and what brands are faulty
> 1 to run a poll on the relative popularity of different brands of
> lightbulbs
> 42 to reply to the poll that their favorite brand of lightbulb was
> omitted
> 7 to post URL's where one can see prices of different light bulbs
> 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
> corrected URL's
> 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
> this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
> 13 to link the longest post to date, quote it in its entirety
> including all headers and signatures, and add "Me, too. "
> 3 to announce a new kind of lightbulb on the horizon
> 5 to reply that the light from candles was always more pleasing,
> even though they take more maintenance
> 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
> cannot handle the light bulb controversy
> 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
> 13 to say "do a search on problems with light bulbs before posting
> questions about light bulbs"
> 3 to report on their problems trying to turn the lightbulb on
> 30 to advise them how to throw the switch
> 1 to apologise for getting drunk and saying things he regrets in the
> dark during the time the light bulb was out
> several light bulb technicians to announce news of their resignation
> over how the bulb was changed - say goodbye - then sneak back to see
> how the new bulb is doing!
>
> 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
> start it all over again.
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Who uses lightbulbs when you have LED emitters now!