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[OT} towel -->joke<--
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much
in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman
never achieves orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask
the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and
makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the
two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you.
That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young
man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't
help and she is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay", says the rabbi, "let's
try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave
the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed
with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to
work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous,
room-shaking, screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him
triumphantly... "You see, THAT'S how you wave a towel!"
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