OT: Great Repost from Nasioc

[Phi Kai]

Well I know this will certainly get moved and I'll get scolded...but this was just too funny to not repost over here for you guys.

The wife loves to shop. Not to buy anything, just to look at crap. No, I mean crap. I hate it. I get in, get out. I bought her wedding card in 15 seconds. I can get a box of chocolate crap in the mall before Christmas in 3 minutes from the time I enter the mall till I'm walking out the door. I get really bored when I have to hang around any retail establishment. Wal*Mart aparently doesn't like how I pass time while bored and sent this letter:



Dear MRS. JackFFR1846's wife,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. JackFFR1846 are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code blue in Housewares. Get on it right away."

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and creamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

And last, but not least...

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a bit, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Regards,
Walmart Management
Henry Johnson

Original link: http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...57&postcount=1

[BuffDHC-5]

I needed a good laugh, thanks.

[cbwyatt]

That's awesome.

[SMEbay]

You just became my personal hero!

[tonythemarine]

LOL i needed that laugh today...

[LanNinja]

Thanks. I really really needed to laugh today.

[jnoley07]

Thanks for making me laugh, i needed that!

[noladude]

Way to funny.

[Phi Kai]

I do what I can...glad you enjoyed...to be honest I wish I was getting a good laugh right about now...its been busy as all hell at work, and a shitty day with some other stuff...o well

[Dana_15]

Originally Posted by Phi Kai

Well I know this will certainly get moved and I'll get scolded

I don't get it, you wanted this section SO bad, got it, now don't use it and start threads in the Tacoma section with the words "O/T"....maybe I'm missing something.


But the thread was good.

[Phi Kai]

Originally Posted by dana_15

I don't get it, you wanted this section SO bad, got it, now don't use it and start threads in the Tacoma section with the words "O/T"....maybe I'm missing something.


But the thread was good.

I'm lazy it takes a lot of effort to post outside of 2005+ Tacoma section...and I actually just wanted to post OT in the Tacoma section, but I compromised with this...

[Dana_15]

^^^^