What can you come up with?

[thepush]

We have all heard!!

F.O.R.D.
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
First On Race Day


G.M.C.
Great Mountain Climber
Garage Mans Companion
Gay Mans Chevy


Does any one have something for T.O.Y.O.T.A.

[motone82]

one guy told me Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole? I know i know it is lame. But it is what is is!

[eyedoc]

TOYOTA..... that's how I spell RELIEF!


Tow Out Your Own Truck, Asshat......TOYOTA

Trade Out Your Own/Old truck Asap......TOYOTA

The One You Ought To Avoid .......TOYOTA

Too Often Yanks Overprice this Automobile....TOYOTA


GMC = Generally Mediocre Cars = Grinding Metal Constantly = Garbage Made Carefully/Garage Man's Companion/General Mess of Crap/Gotta Mechanic Coming/Good Mexican Car/Garage Man's Companion

FORD =
Found On Roadside, Dead/Found On Rubbish Dump/Fix Or Repair Daily/Fast Only Rolling Downhill/Fix Or Replace Daily/Flip Over, Read Directions/First On Race Day/Full Of Rust and Decay/For Outstanding Reliability and Dependability/Familjen Olssons Rullande Dass (Swedish: 'Family Olssen's Rolling Toilet').