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Re: {OT} crossword -->joke<--
"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0ent69n64n8n6000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thought and thought
> about one clue, finally gave up and asked the Cardinal next to him,
> "What's a four letter word, ending in U-N-T that means 'woman'?"
>
> The Cardinal was working on his own puzzle and didn't even bother to
> look up. "*A*unt, your Holiness."
>
> The Pope didn't speak for a second. "Oh." He paused. "Do you have an
> eraser?"[/color]
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This is a little spin on an oldie about an elderly woman doing a crossword
on an airplane.
Her next seat neighbor noticed that she had a most perplexed look and a
wrinkled brow,
and offered to help her out with the puzzle.
She said "well, it's a four letter word that ends in "I-T" and the clue is
"Something found
in a birdcage, and everyone agrees that the governor is full of this".
The guy thinks for a moment and says "Why that'd be "GRIT".
"Oh, of course. Thank you so much. Do you happen to have an eraser?"
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