He was racing a Lamborghini Murciélago and hit the NOS button 0.33334 seconds too soon!
Dude was pulling 8 bus lengths on da Lamboz when he turned to check out a hot nekkid chick on her deck while wearing his super 1000x optical zoom night vision goggles, and turned back to find out that he had to brace himself for the impending impact of the concrete median
He was racing a Lamborghini Murciélago and hit the NOS button 0.33334 seconds too soon!
He was gonna win too..... damn
nah man, what happened is, when he hit NOS, his laptop started warning and flashing about "high manifold pressure", and then the bolts in his floor pan shot out, and the pan started grinding on the pavement, and flew off...its true...i saw it happen to paul walker...
no no no. thats not right either. his computer had a virus from downloading gay porn and it misread when the correct moment to shift was. and he mis shifted. hit nos. boosted. got a text from his mom. queefed and crashed. the murciealgo rear ended him doing 120 as well. the driver was ejected from the car. landed on the roof of a primered nissan stanza with altezzas in the bk lounge drive thrr, rolled off the hood and into the tow hook of a eg civic. and died. awheet jumped out of the car, grabbed the shift knob from the murc, and sold it on ebay to pay for the accident and the tickets he had aquired.
no no no. thats not right either. his computer had a virus from downloading gay porn and it misread when the correct moment to shift was. and he mis shifted. hit nos. boosted. got a text from his mom. queefed and crashed. the murciealgo rear ended him doing 120 as well. the driver was ejected from the car. landed on the roof of a primered nissan stanza with altezzas in the bk lounge drive thrr, rolled off the hood and into the tow hook of a eg civic. and died. awheet jumped out of the car, grabbed the shift knob from the murc, and sold it on ebay to pay for the accident and the tickets he had aquired.
nah man, what happened is, when he hit NOS, his laptop started warning and flashing about "high manifold pressure", and then the bolts in his floor pan shot out, and the pan started grinding on the pavement, and flew off...its true...i saw it happen to paul walker...
whatchu talking about willis?
His laptop clearly says:
"Warning!!! Danger to Manifold"
I saw the movie 50 times and have studied Brian O'Conner's every movement, line, and facial expression cuz he's a tru street rac0rz.
You're a disgrace
Do I have to lend you my Fast and Furious collectors edition DVD now?
Actually, I have hit 120mph+ with both my cars, the 89 GTS actually hit 205km/h (127mph)
I only hit 195km/h (121mph) with the 90 GTS, I've never taken it any higher than that.
If I had rolled at that speed though I wouldn't have lived to lie about it.
had my 7afe off the speedo, that stops at 110mph. i had to figure my speed by my rpm in 3rd gear, 112mph, a couple more and wham i would have hit the speed cut. i was impressed that it got going that fast and did so before i hit the end of the world
Hey guys it was a just a joke i was playing with slowrolla i never meant anyhting by it. I just thought it would be funny to start. I was just playin i hope i didnt affend anyone
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OMGWTFBBQ! Awheet totalled my car!
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