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"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0ephkz2p4f45r003@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> qslim, 8/1/2006,10:28:32 PM, wrote:
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>> Good bye Toyota! I'm off to San Antonio in a couple of weeks for
>> Airforce BMT (sliding in 2 weeks under the age limit!), then I'll be
>> getting into aerospace propusion systems.[/color]
>
> Keep a low profile and do as you're told by the TI. You will have to
> learn to shine your shoes real well and make an extremely tight bed.[/color]

And you'll have to fold your underwear into perfect corners, space your
hangers exactly, and those well-shined shoes will have to be perfectly
aligned under your bed (I always got gigged on that one)
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> I
> imagine by now you know the difference between your right and left feet
> so you ought to do okay in marching.[/color]

Important point. I *thought* I knew the difference, but couldn't get the
hang of 'by the left flank' - dunno why. Everything else was golden; in
fact I called cadence during most of tech school. (I even became a yellow
rope - you'll find out what that is)
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>Say goodbye to your hair,[/color]

We girls get to keep ours :-) Looks like shit, but it stays...
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> quietness and any privacy.[/color]

You will absolutely hate that hiss over the PA right before reveille.
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>Learn practical jokes so you won't be the
> brunt of them.[/color]

Short-sheeting was the most popular one in my squadron. And don't believe
the two-airmen-caught-screwing-in-the-dumpster story. I wouldn't recommend
trying that, though.
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>Good luck and thanks for your service here and for our
> country.[/color]

What he said

Natalie