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Re: {OT} joke - free beer
"Stuart Krivis" <jd@mongo.krivis.com> wrote in message
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> "No," answers the man, "you get violent when you drink."
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Good one!
I'm reminded of the little milquetoasty fellow who walks into an East
Liverpool pub and announces:
"I've got 'ere a little list...and I want you all to know that I can lick
any man whose name appears on me list!"
There's a general muttering in the bar, when a huge man, looking a bit like
Victor McLagen, approaches the little guy and goes nose to nose with him.
"Is MY name on yer list?"
"What's yer name?"
" 'Erbert 'Awkins....with a capital aitch!:"
"Let me see......'Awkins. Yes, 'ere it is...'Erbert 'Awkins."
The big man becomes red in the face and yells
"Why you little pipsqueak! You can't lick ME!"
"I can't ?"
"Hell, no you can't !"
The little fellow reaches for a pencil and says
"Very well then....I'll just scratch yer name off me list..."
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