Ted's really cut back, I'm impressed.
"Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
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> 6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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> Midnight - Nomination of democratic candidate
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> Scott in Florida
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