"sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
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>> This perhaps would be humorous if not so terribly plausible.
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>> 6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony
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>> 6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson
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>> and Rev. Al Sharpton
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>> 6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by the Dixie Chicks and Barbara
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>> 6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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>> 7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France
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>> 7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund
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>> 7:25 p.m. - Bill Clinton seminar on the benefits of using interns
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>> 7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
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>> 8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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>> 8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop
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>> 9:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony
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>> 9:30 p.m. - *Intermission*
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>> 10:00 p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
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>> 10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss
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>> 10:20 p.m. - Screaming lessons by Howard Dean
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>> 10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
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>> 10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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>> 10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN
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>> 11:00 p.m. - Effective taxation discussion led by Jimmy Carter
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>> 11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop
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>> 11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally
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>> 11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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>> Midnight - Nomination of democratic candidate
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>> Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the
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>> Scott in Florida
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> The DEMONrats couldn't do a better job at being the terrorists' propaganda
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Better yet, TO the convention. . . . But he seems to know only how to drive
a big land yacht. Anyone know where we can get a '67 Oldsmobile 98?
Charles of Schaumburg.
