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"Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
news:h8Keh.3884$IG6.842@trndny01...[color=blue]
> On Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:50:32 +0000, Andrew Stephenson wrote:
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>> In article <D3Eeh.7174$Ka1.914@news01.roc.ny>
>> [email]takirch@frontiernet.net[/email] "tak" writes:
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>>> [...]
>>>
>>> 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the
>>> number was called.[/color]
>>
>> The dog should move without delay to the UK. 70V RMS here.
>>[color=darkred]
>>> 4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and
>>> then urinate.
>>>
>>> 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the
>>> phone to ring.[/color]
>>
>> And a very strange expression to cross the dog's face, whilst it
>> quickly crossed its hind legs? Imagine where that current would
>> be flowing while the urine did. *nnn-ghh*[/color]
>
>
> Ever pissed on an electric fence in the dark?
>
> That's not *nnn-ghh*, that's *NNN-GHH-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!*[/color]

And I thought Will Rogers was just being figurative:

There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading, and the few
who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric
fence............... Will Rogers