I guess I should've used TN jargon...

[JyRO]

Yo, my 'Rolla makes 500 h.p. 'Rolla's - bred to be a classic and winner, at the track and on the street. Today I smoked a Kia Rio. It was close, but I could tell his girlfriend wanted me, as I was pulling out a devastating 1 bumper lead. She was also fascinated with my high speed driving skills, as I fixated eyes with her while setting the time on my watch, minutes later we blasted through the quarter mile at least doing 37 mph!

It was a toss-up between buying a Z06 and 'Rolla. But after today, I know I made the right decision!!!


If you guys close this too, it proves you have no sense of humor. If you can't laugh at yourselves, you have low self esteem. This is a spin-off to the 500 h.p. topic below.


"My Corolla Makes 500 h.p.!"

That's right! 500 h.p. I just had it on the dyno this weekend. That's about what I expected it to be. It was a brand new state of the art Mexican designed dyno too. Only problem is, this dyno measures in different units.

Due to the scale of power between what they see in Mexico and what we see in the states, this dyno was designed to measure in hampster power. I'm not sure how much horse power 500 hampster power converts to, but thats a lot of hampsters!

- JyRO

[Ruffrydasean]

ask nate. he's the expert on hampster

[02RSX90camry]

hahahahaha! and what's even better is the ad at the bottom says "DYNO-mit dynamometer"

[adsaba1969]

shiiittttt...only 500 hampsters? i'm gettin like, 673 gerbils.


is that how you spell gerbil?

[REN69]

Mexican Dyno?? watch what you say.. us latin american folk might take that too personal.. specially when most un-educated folks refer to all latin-americans as "mexicans"

That and you're gonna have Razo-E on your ass now for being a dumbass now!

BTW was this mexican or american hamsters?? if it was mexican hamsters, they'll put more power to the crank, while american hamsters claim that they put more power than the mexican hamsters because they don't like being outclassed by a lesser hamster, so they often refer to mexican hamsters as "lazy"

[BLUEMEANIE]

JyRO - you're a dumb ass.

[JyRO]

Originally Posted by REN69

BTW was this mexican or american hamsters?? if it was mexican hamsters, they'll put more power to the crank, while american hamsters claim that they put more power than the mexican hamsters because they don't like being outclassed by a lesser hamster, so they often refer to mexican hamsters as "lazy"

That's hilarious!





BlueWhinie must be a baby with the slowest Corolla around, he's the only one not trying to have fun, he's got a chip on his girly little shoulder. What's a matter bluewhinie, did a soccer mom own your 'Rolla before you bought it? Hehehehe. His Corolla must have got smoked by a Rio. He'll probably delete this post since he's the big bad (not) moderator (like he deleted the 500 h.p. topic).

- JyRO

[CamryPunk]

Why are we still letting this guy post? Can we just ban him already?

[Ruffrydasean]

Oh.. so he's an idiot? I thought he was legit...

[Chris Corolla S]

JyRO:
What exactly is the point of this thread??
If you have no actual post to make about Corollas, then post in Off Topic.

The Corolla forum is specifically for posts about Corollas that have some connection to reality.

If you just want to rant or make fun of something/someone or make a point or make a joke, that is all well and good, but post it in Off Topic. Don't post this useless shit in here please.
I am closing this. If you have anything USEFULL to say or ask, please feel free to make another thread.

PM me with any questions or concerns regarding the Corolla Forum!

[BLUEMEANIE]

bye bye fucktard.