Here is my story.
I have a 1993 Celica GT with the 5sfe.
Original got this car for $150 with bad engine. Cylinder 1 connection rod was visible out side the block. Got a good 92 celica gt 5sfe engine, replaced all oil seals and put it in and drove it for four days.
Was driving the car at very high revs. 5K to 6k. I spun a barring on the cylinder closest to the timing belt. I think it is cylinder number 1. And it looseness the rod bolts, then the connection rod came loose from the connection rod cap, and you know what happens next. Been told that this is very common for this engine and that specific cylinder.
I was lucky the arm did not come out the side of the engine. But it did make a crack JB weld can fix.
So my engine can be fixed. But i don't want to fix it the conventional way.
I don't want to take the crank out and do all the shit Or change the engine.
Here is want i want to do.
I want to run on 2 cylinders.
This is what I am thinking of doing.
Taking the head out. Remove Cylinder #1 and #2 or #1 and #3. I know 3 cylinder will be bad b/c the crank will not be balanced.
The cylinders removed will then have the piston and connecting rod separated. I don't want oil coming up the cylinder wall so I will put the pistons back alone and JB weld it to the Cylinder wall. I don't know how far down but I know it can't be touching the crank or the valves.
So that is the block.
The head will have the cam lubes sawed or grinned off so the valves don't open for those non functioning cylinders. I might be able to do this by just removing the valve lifter with adjusting shim.
I don't car about power. It will be driven no further then 5 miles from my house. I have started a 94 Camry with the same engine. The injectors unplugged for cylinder 1 and 2, and for 1 and 3. So it will start with 2 pistons firing.
So here is my Idea. But I have a few questions.
Witch cylinder is the best candidate for being disabled with cylinder 1? Two or Three?

If the right one is picked then there will be a slightly smother idle but still Shiite. I know.
Firing or ignition order is 1-3-4-2. On the 5sfe.
Also how should i plug the holes in the crank where the connection rods were so that i don't have 0 oil pressure? Could i just thread the hold and put a screw in it? What else is possible?
Ideas guys.