"Bruce L. Bergman"
, "Ray O"
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>>"Wickeddoll®" ...[/color]
>[color=green][color=darkred]
>>> Reminds me of a story my mom told about something that happened to her
>>> in
>>> the 1950s...
>>>
>>> She and her boyfriend were driving along a rural road, when a group of
>>> teens decided to give them a hassle, by blocking them, but driving very
>>> slowly. It was only a 2-lane street (one way each), there were passing
>>> areas, but the jerks kept them from using that too. This was the south,
>>> keep in mind.
>>>
>>> Finally, the idjits pulled up to a 4-way intersection, which had busy
>>> cross-traffic, but now had 2 lanes each way, while laughing their arses
>>> off at my mom and her boyfriend. The boyfriend pulls up next to the
>>> jerks' car, and aimed a very large gun right at them. They were trapped,
>>> because the traffic was going too steadily for them to even *illegally*
>>> cross.
>>>
>>> They turned a few different shades of crimson, and sweat profusely,
>>> before
>>> the light changed and they sped off.
>>>
>>> Bet they didn't try *that* shit again.
>>>
>>> Natalie[/color][/color]
>
> Can I take a wild guess at the <ahem> skin complexion of the idjits
> ("Yoots") in the other car? Did they have the pasty looks and inbred
> dull vacant stare that only comes from several generations spending
> /way/ too much time running around in public hiding under a bedsheet?[/color]
Tell him what he won, Johnny![color=blue]
>
> I want an Up-Armored Hummer H1, with a Ma Deuce (.50 Cal) and a
> Grenade Launcher up in the catbird seat. Any volunteers to ride
> Shotgun?
>
> And a PA System so they get their one federally mandated warning to
> stop doing the stupid shit they're doing (like slowing down and
> blocking traffic from passing) and drive like a civilized person -
> before I blast them the heck outta my way.
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>>That's what the tire shredders and fender-mounted machine guns in the
>>Aston
>>Martin are for! ;-)[/color]
>
> Yes, but you don't spring it on them, you have to give them fair
> warning first. Then you could probably use the Texas Defense - "But
> Judge, I asked 'em real nice like and they wouldn't cooperate, matter
> of fact they flipped me the bird, so's they needed killin!" and win.
>
> * * * * * * * * * * * *[/color]
GAH - you and Ray need help...[color=blue]
>
> On A Serious Note: There should be a nationally standardized
> mechanism in place to report incidents of really stupid and/or
> dangerous driving by calling in (or writing) a report with the vehicle
> license and the details of the incident, which gets logged at the
> State DMV...
>[/color]
If I see dangerous driving, and can get the plate #, I call the cops.
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> (And names of the reporting parties are recorded, but kept anonymous
> to the subject driver under normal circumstances. Reports submitted
> anonymously are dismissed, there is no way to verify or vet them.)
>[/color]
I'm not afraid to give my name. Did it just last week, when and Escort kept
going into the other lane.
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> One or two reports against a driver in a year are dismissed. But if
> a driver gets a dozen verifiable reports in a short time frame (plus a
> moving violation ticket or two) it is clear that they aren't taking
> the responsibility of driving seriously. They get called in to take
> both their written and road-skills Driving Tests again, and/or sent to
> a specialized Traffic School that's not a "Comedy School" - If you
> don't get with the program, the instructor has the power to restrict
> or revoke your drivers license for a year.
>
> But that will never happen - It would make too much sense... (C) BLB
>
> --<< Bruce >>--
>[/color]
Ya
Natalie
