The sky is falling! The sky is FALLING!! The sky IS
FALLING!!!
Sounds like it must be time for Mr. Toyoda to take a bow, apologize to all past and current Toyota owners worldwide for all the lies that he and his ancestors have told since the original Toyoda vehicles in the 1930s, and announce to GM and Ford, and the rest of the world, that he is closing the Toyota Motor Corporation, effective immediately. The reason for this drastic move, he will say, is because the quality of Toyota vehicles is now so, so, so low that nothing they do can bring its quality up a level that could even match that of the Yugo. "They start falling apart as soon as they roll off the line!"
To save face, he will announce that there will be an immediate recall of ALL Toyota vehicles currently on the roads, worldwide. All current registered Toyota owners will be offered the chance to swap their Toyota for a Ford.
