OT: Blonde Joke

Blonde from Kentucky

-----Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps
table. A very attractive blonde woman from Kentucky arrived
and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll
of the dice. She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel
much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came
to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers
stared at each other dumfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
watching."

Moral -

Not all Kentuckians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all
(Straight)
men are (Straight) men.

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"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Blonde from Kentucky
>
> -----Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps
> table. A very attractive blonde woman from Kentucky arrived
> and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll
> of the dice. She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel
> much luckier when I'm completely nude."
>
> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
> dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came
> to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
> "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
>
> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
> winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers
> stared at each other dumfounded.
>
> Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
>
> The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
> watching."
>
> Moral -
>
> Not all Kentuckians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all
> (Straight)
> men are (Straight) men.
>[/color]



When I tried to do that, it didn't work. Maybe I should get a table with
women on it.

"Jeff Strickland" <crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:dhs799.3us.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=green]
>> Blonde from Kentucky
>>
>> -----Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps
>> table. A very attractive blonde woman from Kentucky arrived
>> and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll
>> of the dice. She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel
>> much luckier when I'm completely nude."
>>
>> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
>> dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice
>> came
>> to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
>> "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
>>
>> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
>> winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers
>> stared at each other dumfounded.
>>
>> Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
>>
>> The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
>> watching."
>>
>> Moral -
>>
>> Not all Kentuckians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all
>> (Straight)
>> men are (Straight) men.
>>[/color]
>
>
>
> When I tried to do that, it didn't work. Maybe I should get a table with
> women on it.[/color]

LOL!

You nut

Natalie

Jeff Strickland wrote:
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> When I tried to do that, it didn't work. Maybe I should get a table with
> women on it.[/color]


The laughter didn't distract them enough? :-)

Matt

snip>>[color=blue][color=green]
>> When I tried to do that, it didn't work. Maybe I should get a table with
>> women on it.[/color]
>
> LOL!
>
> You nut
>
> Natalie[/color]

Did you mean " nutS ". ;-)

"Matt Whiting" <whiting@epix.net> wrote in message
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> Jeff Strickland wrote:
>[color=green]
>> When I tried to do that, it didn't work. Maybe I should get a table with
>> women on it.[/color]
>
>
> The laughter didn't distract them enough? :-)
>
> Matt[/color]

LOL

Natalie

"Bassplayer12" <perettij@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
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> snip>>[color=green][color=darkred]
>>> When I tried to do that, it didn't work. Maybe I should get a table with
>>> women on it.[/color]
>>
>> LOL!
>>
>> You nut
>>
>> Natalie[/color]
>
> Did you mean " nutS ". ;-)
>[/color]
Well, you *did* snip him at the beginning of this post, so maybe not...

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Bassplayer12" <perettij@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
> news:KuE0f.104251$Ph4.3173041@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...[color=green]
>> snip>>[color=darkred]
>>>> When I tried to do that, it didn't work. Maybe I should get a table
>>>> with women on it.
>>>
>>> LOL!
>>>
>>> You nut
>>>
>>> Natalie[/color]
>>
>> Did you mean " nutS ". ;-)
>>[/color]
> Well, you *did* snip him at the beginning of this post, so maybe not...
>[/color]

Definitely plural, despite the snippage.

"Jeff Strickland">[color=blue]
> "Wickeddoll®" >>[color=green]
>> "Bassplayer12"[color=darkred]
>>> snip>>
>>>>> When I tried to do that, it didn't work. Maybe I should get a table
>>>>> with women on it.
>>>>
>>>> LOL!
>>>>
>>>> You nut
>>>>
>>>> Natalie
>>>
>>> Did you mean " nutS ". ;-)
>>>[/color]
>> Well, you *did* snip him at the beginning of this post, so maybe not...
>>[/color]
>
> Definitely plural, despite the snippage.
>
>
>[/color]
Another successful vasectomy

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>
>"Jeff Strickland">[color=green]
>> "Wickeddoll®" >>[color=darkred]
>>> "Bassplayer12"
>>>> snip>>
>>>>>> When I tried to do that, it didn't work. Maybe I should get a table
>>>>>> with women on it.
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL!
>>>>>
>>>>> You nut
>>>>>
>>>>> Natalie
>>>>
>>>> Did you mean " nutS ". ;-)
>>>>
>>> Well, you *did* snip him at the beginning of this post, so maybe not...
>>>[/color]
>>
>> Definitely plural, despite the snippage.
>>
>>
>>[/color]
>Another successful vasectomy
>
>Natalie
>
>[/color]
Nat, just blame it on collateral damage... :)
--

-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Jeff Strickland">[color=green]
>> "Wickeddoll®" >>[color=darkred]
>>> "Bassplayer12"
>>>> snip>>
>>>>>> When I tried to do that, it didn't work. Maybe I should get a table
>>>>>> with women on it.
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL!
>>>>>
>>>>> You nut
>>>>>
>>>>> Natalie
>>>>
>>>> Did you mean " nutS ". ;-)
>>>>
>>> Well, you *did* snip him at the beginning of this post, so maybe not...
>>>[/color]
>>
>> Definitely plural, despite the snippage.
>>
>>
>>[/color]
> Another successful vasectomy
>
> Natalie[/color]



I like to say that I had my tube tied.

"Jeff Strickland" <crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:di06ho.33o.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=green]
>>
>> "Jeff Strickland">[color=darkred]
>>> "Wickeddoll®" >>
>>>> "Bassplayer12"
>>>>> snip>>
>>>>>>> When I tried to do that, it didn't work. Maybe I should get a table
>>>>>>> with women on it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> LOL!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You nut
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Natalie
>>>>>
>>>>> Did you mean " nutS ". ;-)
>>>>>
>>>> Well, you *did* snip him at the beginning of this post, so maybe not...
>>>>
>>>
>>> Definitely plural, despite the snippage.
>>>
>>>
>>>[/color]
>> Another successful vasectomy
>>
>> Natalie[/color]
>
>
>
> I like to say that I had my tube tied.
>
>
>[/color]
Yes, we don't want you getting knocked up

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Jeff Strickland" <crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:MPKdneC3FaqfZN7eRVn-vg@ez2.net...[color=green]
>>
>> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:di06ho.33o.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=darkred]
>>>
>>> "Jeff Strickland">
>>>> "Wickeddoll®" >>
>>>>> "Bassplayer12"
>>>>>> snip>>
>>>>>>>> When I tried to do that, it didn't work. Maybe I should get a table
>>>>>>>> with women on it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> LOL!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You nut
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Natalie
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Did you mean " nutS ". ;-)
>>>>>>
>>>>> Well, you *did* snip him at the beginning of this post, so maybe
>>>>> not...
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Definitely plural, despite the snippage.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Another successful vasectomy
>>>
>>> Natalie[/color]
>>
>>
>>
>> I like to say that I had my tube tied.
>>
>>
>>[/color]
> Yes, we don't want you getting knocked up
>
> Natalie
>[/color]

Hey, what happened with the brakes? They were just worn out, right? Not an
issue with the wreck.

"Jeff Strickland" <crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:di0l3a.3ds.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=green]
>>
>> "Jeff Strickland" <crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:MPKdneC3FaqfZN7eRVn-vg@ez2.net...[color=darkred]
>>>
>>> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>> news:di06ho.33o.1@news.evilcabal.org...
>>>>
>>>> "Jeff Strickland">
>>>>> "Wickeddoll®" >>
>>>>>> "Bassplayer12"
>>>>>>> snip>>
>>>>>>>>> When I tried to do that, it didn't work. Maybe I should get a
>>>>>>>>> table with women on it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> LOL!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You nut
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Natalie
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Did you mean " nutS ". ;-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well, you *did* snip him at the beginning of this post, so maybe
>>>>>> not...
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Definitely plural, despite the snippage.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Another successful vasectomy
>>>>
>>>> Natalie
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I like to say that I had my tube tied.
>>>
>>>
>>>[/color]
>> Yes, we don't want you getting knocked up
>>
>> Natalie
>>[/color]
>
> Hey, what happened with the brakes? They were just worn out, right? Not an
> issue with the wreck.[/color]

Way to segue, Jeff - see the 'The verdict' thread

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>[color=green][color=darkred]
>>>[/color]
>>
>> Hey, what happened with the brakes? They were just worn out, right? Not
>> an issue with the wreck.[/color]
>
> Way to segue, Jeff - see the 'The verdict' thread
>
> Natalie
>[/color]


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</whining>