[OT] catholics -->joke<--

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at the football game, three men decided
to badger the nuns in an effort, to get them to move.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to
Utah, there are only 100 Catholics living there..."

The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are
only 50 Catholics living there ..."

The third guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only
25 Catholics living there ..."

One of the nuns turned around, and looked at the men, and calmly said,
"Why don't you go to hell, there aren't any Catholics there."

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0e834y3v9w02o001@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> Sitting behind a couple of nuns at the football game, three men decided
> to badger the nuns in an effort, to get them to move.
>
> In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to
> Utah, there are only 100 Catholics living there..."
>
> The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are
> only 50 Catholics living there ..."
>
> The third guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only
> 25 Catholics living there ..."
>
> One of the nuns turned around, and looked at the men, and calmly said,
> "Why don't you go to hell, there aren't any Catholics there."[/color]

OOOOO I love this one!

Natalie, Catholic convert at age 17

In article <dhtn86.ug.1@news.evilcabal.org>,
"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0e834y3v9w02o001@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
> > Sitting behind a couple of nuns at the football game, three men decided
> > to badger the nuns in an effort, to get them to move.
> >
> > In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to
> > Utah, there are only 100 Catholics living there..."
> >
> > The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are
> > only 50 Catholics living there ..."
> >
> > The third guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only
> > 25 Catholics living there ..."
> >
> > One of the nuns turned around, and looked at the men, and calmly said,
> > "Why don't you go to hell, there aren't any Catholics there."[/color]
>
> OOOOO I love this one!
>
> Natalie, Catholic convert at age 17[/color]

A good one!!! I've got to pass that along.
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> OOOOO I love this one!
>
> Natalie, Catholic convert at age 17[/color]

Read the New Testament. You might want to reconsider. ;-)

"Bassplayer12" <perettij@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
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> snip[color=green]
>> OOOOO I love this one!
>>
>> Natalie, Catholic convert at age 17[/color]
>
> Read the New Testament. You might want to reconsider. ;-)
>[/color]
After 30 years, I don't wanna have to start over...

Natalie

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>>> Natalie, Catholic convert at age 17[/color]
>>
>> Read the New Testament. You might want to reconsider. ;-)
>>[/color]
> After 30 years, I don't wanna have to start over...[/color]

I respect that. Only thing is, are you sure it's what God wants you to
do/believe?
I did start over and I'm glad I did. Just read it and see what happens. ;-)

"Bassplayer12" <perettij@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
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>[color=green][color=darkred]
>>>> Natalie, Catholic convert at age 17
>>>
>>> Read the New Testament. You might want to reconsider. ;-)
>>>[/color]
>> After 30 years, I don't wanna have to start over...[/color]
>
> I respect that. Only thing is, are you sure it's what God wants you to
> do/believe?[/color]

I'm sure
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> I did start over and I'm glad I did. Just read it and see what happens.
> ;-)
>[/color]
Which "New Testament" are you talking about? Please don't say LDS

Natalie

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> Which "New Testament" are you talking about? Please don't say LDS[/color]

There's only one NT, really. The wording might differ but the message is the
same.
American Standard, New International Version and King James are good.
What is it you don't like with LDS?

"Bassplayer12" <perettij@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
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> snip
>[color=green]
>> Which "New Testament" are you talking about? Please don't say LDS[/color]
>
> There's only one NT, really. The wording might differ but the message is
> the same.
> American Standard, New International Version and King James are good.
> What is it you don't like with LDS?
>[/color]

I'm not about to get into a big 'your faith is not as good as my faith'
thread with anyone here (I don't mean you, BP), I'll email my answer to you,
BP

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>
>"Bassplayer12" <perettij@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
>news:TpE0f.104248$Ph4.3172854@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...[color=green]
>> snip[color=darkred]
>>> OOOOO I love this one!
>>>
>>> Natalie, Catholic convert at age 17[/color]
>>
>> Read the New Testament. You might want to reconsider. ;-)
>>[/color]
>After 30 years, I don't wanna have to start over...
>
>Natalie
>
>[/color]
Yeh...you'll lose a buncha seniority that way... :)
--

-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

"Gord Beaman" <gord@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
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> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>
>>"Bassplayer12" <perettij@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
>>news:TpE0f.104248$Ph4.3172854@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...[color=darkred]
>>> snip
>>>> OOOOO I love this one!
>>>>
>>>> Natalie, Catholic convert at age 17
>>>
>>> Read the New Testament. You might want to reconsider. ;-)
>>>[/color]
>>After 30 years, I don't wanna have to start over...
>>
>>Natalie
>>
>>[/color]
> Yeh...you'll lose a buncha seniority that way... :)
> --
>
> -Gord.[/color]

Yup!

:-)

Natalie