OT: Badgolferman - this is for you...

AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.

BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass.

CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to
lip-sync.

HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.

HYMN: A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that
of the congregation's range.

RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly,
since most of the people have already left.

INCENSE: Holy Smoke!

JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to find colleges with
good basketball teams.

JONAH: The original "Jaws" story.

JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own.

KYRIE ELEISON: The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize
besides gyros and
baklava.

MAGI: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.

MANGER: Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered by an
HMO. (The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has always been
rough.)

PEW: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic churches.

PROCESSION: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass consisting of
altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats.

RECESSIONAL: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led by
parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.

RELICS: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know
when to sit, kneel, and stand.

TEN COMMANDMENTS: The most important Top Ten list not given by David
Letterman.

USHERS: The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity of
a pew.


I must...not...laugh...I...must...not...

Natalie



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Wickeddoll®, 10/4/2005, 11:52:19 AM, <dhtqdk.4o.1@news.evilcabal.org>
wrote:
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> AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
>
> BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass.
>
> CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish
> to lip-sync.
>
> HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.
>
> HYMN: A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher
> than that of the congregation's range.
>
> RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at Mass often sung a little more
> quietly, since most of the people have already left.
>
> INCENSE: Holy Smoke!
>
> JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to find colleges
> with good basketball teams.
>
> JONAH: The original "Jaws" story.
>
> JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own.
>
> KYRIE ELEISON: The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize
> besides gyros and baklava.
>
> MAGI: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.
>
> MANGER: Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered
> by an HMO. (The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has
> always been rough.)
>
> PEW: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic churches.
>
> PROCESSION: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass
> consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners
> looking for seats.
>
> RECESSIONAL: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led
> by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.
>
> RELICS: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually
> know when to sit, kneel, and stand.
>
> TEN COMMANDMENTS: The most important Top Ten list not given by David
> Letterman.
>
> USHERS: The only people in the parish who don't know the seating
> capacity of a pew.
>
>
> I must...not...laugh...I...must...not...
>
> Natalie[/color]

Good! I have included it into my cache of jokes for distribution.
Thanks.

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