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Re: OT: New element discovered (bi-partisan)
On Wed, 05 Oct 2005 17:43:57 -0700, ToMh wrote:
Good God, man my sides hurt! ;)
Well Done!
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> New element discovered...
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> A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
> heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named
> Governmentium. Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons,
> 75
> deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic
> mass of 312.
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> These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
> surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles called peons.
> Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
> detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into
> contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes a reaction to take four
> days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.
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> Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years. It does not decay, but
> instead under-goes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
> neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's
> mass will actually increase over time since each reorganization will
> cause
> more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
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> This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe
> that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
> concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
> Morass." When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes
> Administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy as
> Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.[/color]
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