[OT] carburetor -->joke<--

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It
died."

After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."

She looks at him with a bewildered expression and says, "How often do I
have to do that?"

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It
> died."
>
> After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.
>
> She says, "What's the story?"
>
> He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
>
> She looks at him with a bewildered expression and says, "How often do I
> have to do that?"[/color]

A swing and a miss - I saw that one coming too easily

:-)

Natalie

Wickeddoll®, 10/7/2005,12:55:44 PM, wrote:
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>
> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0e87dkh0000002@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
> > A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic,
> > "It died."
> >
> > After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.
> >
> > She says, "What's the story?"
> >
> > He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
> >
> > She looks at him with a bewildered expression and says, "How often
> > do I have to do that?"[/color]
>
> A swing and a miss - I saw that one coming too easily
>
> :-)
>
> Natalie[/color]

Oh well, my average is still better than the professional baseball
player I hope.

--
"The harder I work, the luckier I get." -- Gary Player

badgolferman wrote:
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>> A swing and a miss - I saw that one coming too easily
>>
>> :-)
>>
>> Natalie[/color]
>
> Oh well, my average is still better than the professional baseball
> player I hope.[/color]

And you don't even have to resort to performance enhancers... as far as we
can tell. :-)

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Wickeddoll®, 10/7/2005,12:55:44 PM, wrote:
>[color=green][color=darkred]
>> > A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic,
>> > "It died."
>> >
>> > After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.
>> >
>> > She says, "What's the story?"
>> >
>> > He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
>> >
>> > She looks at him with a bewildered expression and says, "How often
>> > do I have to do that?"[/color]
>>
>> A swing and a miss - I saw that one coming too easily
>>
>> :-)
>>
>> Natalie[/color]
>
> Oh well, my average is still better than the professional baseball
> player I hope.
>[/color]

Oh hell ya - and you don't get a ridiculous salary

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>
>"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:xn0e87dkh0000002@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
>>A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It
>> died."
>>
>> After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.
>>
>> She says, "What's the story?"
>>
>> He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
>>
>> She looks at him with a bewildered expression and says, "How often do I
>> have to do that?"[/color]
>
>A swing and a miss - I saw that one coming too easily
>
>:-)
>
>Natalie
>
>[/color]
Yeh...but even *with* the early spotting of the outcome, doesn't
it provide a darling mental picture?!?...
--

-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

"Gord Beaman" ...[color=blue]
> "Wickeddoll®" >[color=green]
>>
>>"badgolferman"..[color=darkred]
>>>A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It
>>> died."
>>>
>>> After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.
>>>
>>> She says, "What's the story?"
>>>
>>> He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
>>>
>>> She looks at him with a bewildered expression and says, "How often do I
>>> have to do that?"[/color]
>>
>>A swing and a miss - I saw that one coming too easily
>>
>>:-)
>>
>>Natalie
>>
>>[/color]
> Yeh...but even *with* the early spotting of the outcome, doesn't
> it provide a darling mental picture?!?...
> --
>
> -Gord.[/color]

EWWWWWWW

No

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>
>"Gord Beaman" ...[color=green]
>> "Wickeddoll®" >[color=darkred]
>>>
>>>"badgolferman"..
>>>>A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It
>>>> died."
>>>>
>>>> After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.
>>>>
>>>> She says, "What's the story?"
>>>>
>>>> He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
>>>>
>>>> She looks at him with a bewildered expression and says, "How often do I
>>>> have to do that?"
>>>
>>>A swing and a miss - I saw that one coming too easily
>>>
>>>:-)
>>>
>>>Natalie
>>>
>>>[/color]
>> Yeh...but even *with* the early spotting of the outcome, doesn't
>> it provide a darling mental picture?!?...
>> --
>>
>> -Gord.[/color]
>
>EWWWWWWW
>
>No
>
>Natalie
>
>[/color]

IT DOES NAT!...it does indeed!...I can see it all now, hood up,
breather cover tossed to the ground, lhe little wing nut that
holds it on skittering into the grassy ditch...this skinny blonde
with the short black skirt hiked alarmingly high (pink panties
bunched around one ankle...her high spike heels awkwardly
scrabblimg for leverage on various bunches of tubes and
pipes...how's that for a start?... :)

God!...I kill me!...

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>
>
>
>[/color]

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-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

"Gord Beaman" <gord@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
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> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>
>>"Gord Beaman" ...[color=darkred]
>>> "Wickeddoll®" >
>>>>
>>>>"badgolferman"..
>>>>>A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It
>>>>> died."
>>>>>
>>>>> After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.
>>>>>
>>>>> She says, "What's the story?"
>>>>>
>>>>> He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
>>>>>
>>>>> She looks at him with a bewildered expression and says, "How often do
>>>>> I
>>>>> have to do that?"
>>>>
>>>>A swing and a miss - I saw that one coming too easily
>>>>
>>>>:-)
>>>>
>>>>Natalie
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Yeh...but even *with* the early spotting of the outcome, doesn't
>>> it provide a darling mental picture?!?...
>>> --
>>>
>>> -Gord.[/color]
>>
>>EWWWWWWW
>>
>>No
>>
>>Natalie
>>
>>[/color]
>
> IT DOES NAT!...it does indeed!...I can see it all now, hood up,
> breather cover tossed to the ground, lhe little wing nut that
> holds it on skittering into the grassy ditch...this skinny blonde
> with the short black skirt hiked alarmingly high (pink panties
> bunched around one ankle...her high spike heels awkwardly
> scrabblimg for leverage on various bunches of tubes and
> pipes...how's that for a start?... :)
>
> God!...I kill me!...[/color]
[color=blue]
> -Gord.[/color]

You just had to go there, didn't you?

*fwap*

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>
>"Gord Beaman" <gord@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
>news:3a6ek1h9m8vmg162rc90jlmrv6phd89585@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>
>>>"Gord Beaman" ...
>>>> "Wickeddoll®" >
>>>>>
>>>>>"badgolferman"..
>>>>>>A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It
>>>>>> died."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> She says, "What's the story?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> She looks at him with a bewildered expression and says, "How often do
>>>>>> I
>>>>>> have to do that?"
>>>>>
>>>>>A swing and a miss - I saw that one coming too easily
>>>>>
>>>>>:-)
>>>>>
>>>>>Natalie
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Yeh...but even *with* the early spotting of the outcome, doesn't
>>>> it provide a darling mental picture?!?...
>>>> --
>>>>
>>>> -Gord.
>>>
>>>EWWWWWWW
>>>
>>>No
>>>
>>>Natalie
>>>
>>>[/color]
>>
>> IT DOES NAT!...it does indeed!...I can see it all now, hood up,
>> breather cover tossed to the ground, lhe little wing nut that
>> holds it on skittering into the grassy ditch...this skinny blonde
>> with the short black skirt hiked alarmingly high (pink panties
>> bunched around one ankle...her high spike heels awkwardly
>> scrabblimg for leverage on various bunches of tubes and
>> pipes...how's that for a start?... :)
>>
>> God!...I kill me!...[/color]
>[color=green]
>> -Gord.[/color]
>
>You just had to go there, didn't you?
>
>*fwap*
>
>Natalie
>
>[/color]

It was WORTH every bit of it...har har...oh God, my ribs!...

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-Gord.
(use gordon in email)