[OT] france -->joke<--

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes." - Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me." - General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion." - Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." -
Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" -Jacques Chirac,
President of France

"As far as France is concerned, Chirac's right." - Rush Limbaugh

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee." - Regis Philbin

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit
outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more
stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I
don't know." - P.J. O'Rourke (1989)

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have
the face for it." - John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
people." - Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans
out of France!" - Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
Paris under a German flag." - David Letterman

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

On 08 Oct 2005 12:47:22 GMT, "badgolferman"
<REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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>"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
>drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
>prostitutes." - Mark Twain
>
>"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
>behind me." - General George S. Patton
>
>"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
>accordion." - Norman Schwartzkopf
>
>"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." -
>Marge Simpson
>
>"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" -Jacques Chirac,
>President of France
>
>"As far as France is concerned, Chirac's right." - Rush Limbaugh
>
>"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
>sitting in Paris sipping coffee." - Regis Philbin
>
>"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
>better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit
>outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more
>stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I
>don't know." - P.J. O'Rourke (1989)
>
>"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
>1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have
>the face for it." - John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
>
>"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
>hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
>people." - Conan O'Brien
>
>"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
>Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans
>out of France!" - Jay Leno
>
>"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
>Paris under a German flag." - David Letterman
>
>Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
>A: One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.[/color]

Excellent....

You know...I was just thinking...

You could substitute American Liberal for French and it works just as
well...

--

Scott in Florida

Still Voting Democratic?

You are Stuck On Stupid!

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0e88t7t2bccs5005@news.readfreenews.net...

*snip*

Some of the quotes are true, but the credit for them is shaky:

[url]http://www.snopes.com/quotes/babbin.htm[/url]

Natalie

Wickeddoll® wrote:
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> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0e88t7t2bccs5005@news.readfreenews.net...
>
> *snip*
>
> Some of the quotes are true, but the credit for them is shaky:
>
> [url]http://www.snopes.com/quotes/babbin.htm[/url]
>
> Natalie[/color]

I saw something else on that site that echoes what I have been seeing for
years. A lot of old recycled political quotes over the years are being
deliberately credited to different incorrect sources as lame attempts by
Republicans and Democrats to make the other side look stupid and unfit for
running the country.

[url]http://www.snopes.com/quotes/candidate.asp[/url]

"High Tech Misfit" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:w1nhd09s0k1i$.dlg@hightech.misfit...[color=blue]
> Wickeddoll® wrote:
>[color=green]
>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:xn0e88t7t2bccs5005@news.readfreenews.net...
>>
>> *snip*
>>
>> Some of the quotes are true, but the credit for them is shaky:
>>
>> [url]http://www.snopes.com/quotes/babbin.htm[/url]
>>
>> Natalie[/color]
>
> I saw something else on that site that echoes what I have been seeing for
> years. A lot of old recycled political quotes over the years are being
> deliberately credited to different incorrect sources as lame attempts by
> Republicans and Democrats to make the other side look stupid and unfit for
> running the country.
>
> [url]http://www.snopes.com/quotes/candidate.asp[/url][/color]

Yup - the dance continues...

Natalie

France offered to send troops to help out in New Orleans, but they never
made it out of France. As soon as the French government ordered their
deployment they surrendered to German border guards.

mike hunt


"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0e88t7t2bccs5005@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
> drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
> prostitutes." - Mark Twain
>
> "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
> behind me." - General George S. Patton
>
> "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
> accordion." - Norman Schwartzkopf
>
> "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." -
> Marge Simpson
>
> "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" -Jacques Chirac,
> President of France
>
> "As far as France is concerned, Chirac's right." - Rush Limbaugh
>
> "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
> sitting in Paris sipping coffee." - Regis Philbin
>
> "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
> better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit
> outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more
> stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I
> don't know." - P.J. O'Rourke (1989)
>
> "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
> 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have
> the face for it." - John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
>
> "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
> hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
> people." - Conan O'Brien
>
> "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
> Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans
> out of France!" - Jay Leno
>
> "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
> Paris under a German flag." - David Letterman
>
> Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
> A: One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.[/color]

In article <2MSdnYSuQcUPodXeUSdV9g@ptd.net>,
"Mike Hunter" <mikehunt2@mailcity.com> wrote:
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> France offered to send troops to help out in New Orleans, but they never
> made it out of France. As soon as the French government ordered their
> deployment they surrendered to German border guards.
>
> mike hunt[/color]

Figures out, LOL
--

"High Tech Misfit" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:w1nhd09s0k1i$.dlg@hightech.misfit...[color=blue]
>
> I saw something else on that site that echoes what I have been seeing for
> years. A lot of old recycled political quotes over the years are being
> deliberately credited to different incorrect sources as lame attempts by
> Republicans and Democrats to make the other side look stupid and unfit for
> running the country.[/color]


But the other side IS unfit to run the country, just ask Rush.

On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 11:30:29 -0700, "Jeff Strickland"
<crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>
>"High Tech Misfit" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
>news:w1nhd09s0k1i$.dlg@hightech.misfit...[color=green]
>>
>> I saw something else on that site that echoes what I have been seeing for
>> years. A lot of old recycled political quotes over the years are being
>> deliberately credited to different incorrect sources as lame attempts by
>> Republicans and Democrats to make the other side look stupid and unfit for
>> running the country.[/color]
>
>
>But the other side IS unfit to run the country, just ask Rush.
>
>[/color]
The more we find out about the Clintoon Administration and the more
the 'leadership' of the Democratic party speaks....I'd say Rush is
right....

On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 11:30:29 -0700, Jeff Strickland wrote:
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>
> "High Tech Misfit" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:w1nhd09s0k1i$.dlg@hightech.misfit...[color=green]
>>
>> I saw something else on that site that echoes what I have been seeing for
>> years. A lot of old recycled political quotes over the years are being
>> deliberately credited to different incorrect sources as lame attempts by
>> Republicans and Democrats to make the other side look stupid and unfit for
>> running the country.[/color]
>
>
> But the other side IS unfit to run the country, just ask Rush.[/color]

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