[OT] morning coffee -->joke<--

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we
don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you
should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him
at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."

On 10 Oct 2005 13:37:08 GMT, "badgolferman"
<REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
>coffee each morning.
>
>The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we
>don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
>
>The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you
>should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
>coffee."
>
>Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible
>that the man should do the coffee."
>
>Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."
>
>So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him
>at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."[/color]


Instantly forwarded to my bro....

He chooses which joke to forward home to his bride and which to keep
at his place of bidness.

Wonder if this one makes it home.....LOL

--

Scott in Florida

Still Voting Democratic?

You are Stuck On Stupid!

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0e8bnog2pj008000@news.readfreenews.net...

*snipping & groaning*

Natalie

badgolferman wrote:[color=blue]
> A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
> coffee each morning.
>
> The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we
> don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
>
> The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you
> should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
> coffee."
>
> Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible
> that the man should do the coffee."
>
> Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."
>
> So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him
> at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."[/color]


Any way we can modify this one? I'm tired of making the coffee even
though I get up first.

Learning Richard, 10/11/2005, 6:39:43 AM,
<1129027183.067609.161360@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
> Any way we can modify this one? I'm tired of making the coffee even
> though I get up first.[/color]

Yes, rip that section out of the Bible like some of the other ones you
already have.

Sorry, I couldn't resist. I apologize for insulting you.

badgolferman wrote:[color=blue]
> Learning Richard, 10/11/2005, 6:39:43 AM,
> <1129027183.067609.161360@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
> > Any way we can modify this one? I'm tired of making the coffee even
> > though I get up first.[/color]
>
> Yes, rip that section out of the Bible like some of the other ones you
> already have.
>
> Sorry, I couldn't resist. I apologize for insulting you.[/color]

insulting me?

"Learning Richard" <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1129032682.301509.322640@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...[color=blue]
>
> badgolferman wrote:[color=green]
>> Learning Richard, 10/11/2005, 6:39:43 AM,
>> <1129027183.067609.161360@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>> > Any way we can modify this one? I'm tired of making the coffee even
>> > though I get up first.[/color]
>>
>> Yes, rip that section out of the Bible like some of the other ones you
>> already have.
>>
>> Sorry, I couldn't resist. I apologize for insulting you.[/color]
>
> insulting me?
>[/color]
I think he's referring to your stance on abortion

Natalie