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Things Most Women Will Never Say


You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for
ignoring me.

That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch pornos
again?

The new girl in my office is a stripper, I invited her over for dinner
on Friday.

While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and
missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

Bar food again?? Kick ass

I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over
and talk to her.

I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.

I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a
wonderful Valentine's day !

Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have
to mess with it anymore.

It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare
ass!

I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it
again.

Damn! I love it when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.

You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly. You are
so much smarter than my father.

If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch
SportsCenter.

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Things Most Women Will Never Say[/color]

*snipped and stolen*

But I really *have* said one of Bob's exes has class - she does. I like
her

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>> Things Most Women Will Never Say[/color]
>
>*snipped and stolen*
>
>But I really *have* said one of Bob's exes has class - she does. I like
>her
>
>Natalie
>
>[/color]
And IMO you're showing -your- class Nat...not a lot of people in
your position would think that, let alone state it
publicly...classy gal...

--

-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

"Gord Beaman" <gord@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
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> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>>> Things Most Women Will Never Say[/color]
>>
>>*snipped and stolen*
>>
>>But I really *have* said one of Bob's exes has class - she does. I like
>>her
>>
>>Natalie
>>
>>[/color]
> And IMO you're showing -your- class Nat...not a lot of people in
> your position would think that, let alone state it
> publicly...classy gal...
>
> --
>
> -Gord.[/color]

Awww, thanks - but I had to give the girl her due

:-)

Natalie