[OT] caddy -->joke<--

One day, John Smith decided to go to a new golf course where no one
knew him, just to get away and see if he could do better elsewhere.

He hired a caddy to guide him around the course. After another day of
slices, duff shots, misread putts and bad temper, he was obviously
upset. He turned to the caddy and said, "You know I must be the worst
golfer in the world."

The caddy replied, "I think not sir, I have heard there is a guy named
John Smith from across town who is the worst player ever!"