[OT] honeymoon -->joke<--

A West Virginian man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The
husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready. The
wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says "Honey, I
have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."

The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the
top of his lungs. He heads straight to his father's house. When he
gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here? You're
supposed to be on your honeymoon."

The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's a
virgin."

"Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good
enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for ours!"

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>A West Virginian man and his new bride were on their honeymoon.[/color]

*snip*

*Stolen, and sent to my WV friend who will put a contract out on me*

Natalie

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> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>>A West Virginian man and his new bride were on their honeymoon.[/color]
>
> *snip*
>
> *Stolen, and sent to my WV friend who will put a contract out on me*
>
> Natalie
>
>[/color]

Look on the bright side...if your friend is from WV, he/she might not even
realize that it is a joke. lol

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>A West Virginian man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The
> husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready. The
> wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says "Honey, I
> have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."
>
> The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the
> top of his lungs. He heads straight to his father's house. When he
> gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here? You're
> supposed to be on your honeymoon."
>
> The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's a
> virgin."
>
> "Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good
> enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for ours!"
>[/color]

West Virginia. 2.5 million people, 15 surnames.

Charles of Kankakee

"Truckdude" >[color=blue]
> "Wickeddoll®">>[color=green]
>> "badgolferman"[color=darkred]
>>>A West Virginian man and his new bride were on their honeymoon.[/color]
>>
>> *snip*
>>
>> *Stolen, and sent to my WV friend who will put a contract out on me*
>>
>> Natalie
>>
>>[/color]
>
> Look on the bright side...if your friend is from WV, he/she might not even
> realize that it is a joke. lol
>[/color]
OOOOO I'm forwarding this to her. You'd better hire bodyguards!

Natalie

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> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>>A West Virginian man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The
>> husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready. The
>> wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says "Honey, I
>> have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."
>>
>> The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the
>> top of his lungs. He heads straight to his father's house. When he
>> gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here? You're
>> supposed to be on your honeymoon."
>>
>> The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's a
>> virgin."
>>
>> "Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good
>> enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for ours!"
>>[/color]
>
> West Virginia. 2.5 million people, 15 surnames.
>
> Charles of Kankakee
>[/color]
Nah - that's New Hampshire...

Natalie, in deep doo-doo

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> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>>A West Virginian man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The
>> husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready. The
>> wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says "Honey, I
>> have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."
>>
>> The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the
>> top of his lungs. He heads straight to his father's house. When he
>> gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here? You're
>> supposed to be on your honeymoon."
>>
>> The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's a
>> virgin."
>>
>> "Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good
>> enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for ours!"
>>[/color]
>
> West Virginia. 2.5 million people, 15 surnames.
>
> Charles of Kankakee
>[/color]

We know that at least one of those surnames is "Lynch"...

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> "Truckdude" >[color=green]
>> "Wickeddoll®">>[color=darkred]
>>> "badgolferman"
>>>>A West Virginian man and his new bride were on their honeymoon.
>>>
>>> *snip*
>>>
>>> *Stolen, and sent to my WV friend who will put a contract out on me*
>>>
>>> Natalie
>>>
>>>[/color]
>>
>> Look on the bright side...if your friend is from WV, he/she might not
>> even realize that it is a joke. lol
>>[/color]
> OOOOO I'm forwarding this to her. You'd better hire bodyguards!
>
> Natalie
>[/color]

Nah, it's OK, I have WV relatives myself.

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>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>>>A West Virginian man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The
>>> husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready. The
>>> wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says "Honey, I
>>> have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."
>>>
>>> The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the
>>> top of his lungs. He heads straight to his father's house. When he
>>> gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here? You're
>>> supposed to be on your honeymoon."
>>>
>>> The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's a
>>> virgin."
>>>
>>> "Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good
>>> enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for ours!"
>>>[/color]
>>
>> West Virginia. 2.5 million people, 15 surnames.
>>
>> Charles of Kankakee
>>[/color]
> Nah - that's New Hampshire...
>
> Natalie, in deep doo-doo
>[/color]

Naw, that's not possible. There aren't 2.5 million people in New Hampshire.
Maybe 2 million Mass cars registered across the border.

Charles

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> "Charles @ Kankakee" <n5hsr@comcast.net> wrote in message
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>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:xn0e8im3t9rcpj5000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=darkred]
>>>A West Virginian man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The
>>> husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready. The
>>> wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says "Honey, I
>>> have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."
>>>
>>> The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the
>>> top of his lungs. He heads straight to his father's house. When he
>>> gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here? You're
>>> supposed to be on your honeymoon."
>>>
>>> The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's a
>>> virgin."
>>>
>>> "Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good
>>> enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for ours!"
>>>[/color]
>>
>> West Virginia. 2.5 million people, 15 surnames.
>>
>> Charles of Kankakee
>>[/color]
>
> We know that at least one of those surnames is "Lynch"...
>[/color]

Weren't the McCoys and Hatfields from WVa? Or was that Kentucky? They're
not that far apart. There's none of my last name in WVa as far as anyone
knows. No French Kanucks made it as far as WV.

Question: Why are there so many ex WV's in Columbus OH?

Answer: That's as far as they could make it on a tank of gas. . . . .

Charles

"Charles @ Kankakee" >[color=blue]
> "Wickeddoll®" >>[color=green][color=darkred]
>>>
>>> "badgolferman" ..
>>>>A West Virginian man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The
>>>> husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready. The
>>>> wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says "Honey, I
>>>> have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."
>>>>
>>>> The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the
>>>> top of his lungs. He heads straight to his father's house. When he
>>>> gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here? You're
>>>> supposed to be on your honeymoon."
>>>>
>>>> The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's a
>>>> virgin."
>>>>
>>>> "Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good
>>>> enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for ours!"
>>>>
>>>
>>> West Virginia. 2.5 million people, 15 surnames.
>>>
>>> Charles of Kankakee
>>>[/color]
>> Nah - that's New Hampshire...
>>
>> Natalie, in deep doo-doo
>>[/color]
>
> Naw, that's not possible. There aren't 2.5 million people in New
> Hampshire. Maybe 2 million Mass cars registered across the border.
>
> Charles
>[/color]
Doh! Well, when I lived there, my children and I were the entire Black
population ;-)

When we lived in northern NH (Colebrook), there were an awful lot of folks
with the last names "Bunnell" & "Judd"...

Natalie

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>[/color]

*snip*

I'll pass on your reply

:-)

Natalie

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> "Charles @ Kankakee" >[color=green]
>> "Wickeddoll®" >>[color=darkred]
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>>>> "badgolferman" ..
>>>>>A West Virginian man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The
>>>>> husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready. The
>>>>> wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says "Honey, I
>>>>> have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."
>>>>>
>>>>> The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the
>>>>> top of his lungs. He heads straight to his father's house. When he
>>>>> gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here? You're
>>>>> supposed to be on your honeymoon."
>>>>>
>>>>> The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's a
>>>>> virgin."
>>>>>
>>>>> "Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good
>>>>> enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for ours!"
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> West Virginia. 2.5 million people, 15 surnames.
>>>>
>>>> Charles of Kankakee
>>>>
>>> Nah - that's New Hampshire...
>>>
>>> Natalie, in deep doo-doo
>>>[/color]
>>
>> Naw, that's not possible. There aren't 2.5 million people in New
>> Hampshire. Maybe 2 million Mass cars registered across the border.
>>
>> Charles
>>[/color]
> Doh! Well, when I lived there, my children and I were the entire Black
> population ;-)
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> with the last names "Bunnell" & "Judd"...
>
> Natalie
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I have a question. If a Mass resident registers his car in NH, does that
mean he's a real Masshole or just a wannabee?

Charles of Kankakee

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> *snip*
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> I'll pass on your reply
>
> :-)
>
> Natalie
>
>[/color]

I got the Columbus joke from my cousin who used to live in Columbus and
noticed all the WV plates . . .

Charles

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>> "Charles @ Kankakee" >[color=darkred]
>>> "Wickeddoll®" >>
>>>>>
>>>>> "badgolferman" ..
>>>>>>A West Virginian man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The
>>>>>> husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready.
>>>>>> The
>>>>>> wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says "Honey, I
>>>>>> have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the
>>>>>> top of his lungs. He heads straight to his father's house. When he
>>>>>> gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here? You're
>>>>>> supposed to be on your honeymoon."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's
>>>>>> a
>>>>>> virgin."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good
>>>>>> enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for ours!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> West Virginia. 2.5 million people, 15 surnames.
>>>>>
>>>>> Charles of Kankakee
>>>>>
>>>> Nah - that's New Hampshire...
>>>>
>>>> Natalie, in deep doo-doo
>>>>
>>>
>>> Naw, that's not possible. There aren't 2.5 million people in New
>>> Hampshire. Maybe 2 million Mass cars registered across the border.
>>>
>>> Charles
>>>[/color]
>> Doh! Well, when I lived there, my children and I were the entire Black
>> population ;-)
>>
>> When we lived in northern NH (Colebrook), there were an awful lot of
>> folks with the last names "Bunnell" & "Judd"...
>>
>> Natalie[/color][/color]

*snipping all of Charles' excess reply characters*

Geeze, Charles - feast or famine; the WebTVers often don't have *any* reply
characters, and you have way too many - FIX that. :-P Read on:[color=blue]
>
> I have a question. If a Mass resident registers his car in NH, does that
> mean he's a real Masshole or just a wannabee?
>
> Charles of Kankakee
>[/color]
My in-laws live in various areas of MA, but mostly the Springfield/Holyoke
area. I've tried to call them, but haven't gotten an answer.

And as to your "question" - A Masshole is created by being born there, and
conditioned by the wrong people - not by moving to MA...

Natalie, married to a very nice *non*-Masshole man from MA