OT: Another one for Charles of K

A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost
his wallet and all identification.

Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by
the Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.

"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says
the agent.

"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of
Bill Clinton tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the
other."

"This I gotta see," replies the agent.

With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Illinois."

"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Illinois?"

The agent replies, "I saw the picture of George Ryan in the middle."


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"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost
>his wallet and all identification.
>
> Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by
> the Customs Agent at the border.
>
> "May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.
>
> "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
>
> "Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says
> the agent.
>
> "But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of
> Bill Clinton tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on
> the other."
>
> "This I gotta see," replies the agent.
>
> With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.
>
> "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Illinois."
>
> "Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Illinois?"
>
> The agent replies, "I saw the picture of George Ryan in the middle."
>
>
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>
>
>
>
> [url]http://www.dwarfstar.net[/url]
>
> The best internet relay chat network in the entire world!
>
> "Wicked little doll, you are not human;
> Wicked little doll, you have no soul"
> (David Byrne, 1997)
>
>[/color]

I ought to walk that down the block to Georgie but he's not home right now .
.. . <G>

Charles