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OT -> joke
A man who did not behave too well in his life comes to Hell.
But since his sins were only light, he was given the choice of the
department where he would remain for eternity and so he was given a
full tour of the establishment.
First he arrived at a station, where 3000 people were just being burnt
alive. It was horrendous, not to speak of the screams, the smell etc,
so he said "no, thank you, let me see the next station".
Here, about 10,000 people were being torn into shreds and crushed
under the tracks of bulldozers. Terrible. He said, "no, thank you, let
me see the next station".
In the same fashion, he went past several more sections where
thousands of people were impaled, boiled, bathed in acid, etc.
Nothing would be to his taste until he arrived in front of a huge
hall, maybe half a mile across, and in the middle of it, there was a
gigantic heap of shit. On top of the heap, there were about 1000 guys
sitting in a circle and having tea. A few hundred red devils were
watching.
The guy thought, " hi, that looks better, I guess I could get used to
this place". At that moment, the chief devil clapped in his hands and
shouted "tea time's over folks , all heads under again!".
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