OT: Joke: divorce in Heaven?

This may have been posted already. It's still funny everetime, IMHO. ;-)
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>Divorce in Heaven?[/color]
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>There was a couple who was about to get married.[/color]
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>Before the wedding, they had a tragic accident and both died.[/color]
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>As they were standing at the gates of heaven talking to[/color]
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>St. Peter they explained their plight and asked could they get[/color]
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>married in heaven.[/color]
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>St. Peter said, "Wait here," and left.[/color]
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>He was gone for several months then finally returned.[/color]
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>The couple said, "We've been thinking as we were waiting here,[/color]
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>eternity is a long time to be married. Just in case things[/color]
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>don't work out, is it possible that we can get a divorce?"[/color]
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>St. Peter looked them sternly in the eye then said,[/color]
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>"Listen! It took me three months to find a preacher up here,[/color]
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>do you know how long it would take me to find a lawyer?"[/color]

"Bassplayer12" <perettij@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
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> This may have been posted already. It's still funny everetime, IMHO. ;-)[/color]

*snipped and stolen*

Natalie

"Bassplayer12" <perettij@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
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> This may have been posted already. It's still funny everetime, IMHO. ;-)
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> >Divorce in Heaven?[/color]
>[color=green]
> >There was a couple who was about to get married.[/color]
>[color=green]
> >Before the wedding, they had a tragic accident and both died.[/color]
>[color=green]
> >As they were standing at the gates of heaven talking to[/color]
>[color=green]
> >St. Peter they explained their plight and asked could they get[/color]
>[color=green]
> >married in heaven.[/color]
>[color=green]
> >St. Peter said, "Wait here," and left.[/color]
>[color=green]
> >He was gone for several months then finally returned.[/color]
>[color=green]
> >The couple said, "We've been thinking as we were waiting here,[/color]
>[color=green]
> >eternity is a long time to be married. Just in case things[/color]
>[color=green]
> >don't work out, is it possible that we can get a divorce?"[/color]
>[color=green]
> >St. Peter looked them sternly in the eye then said,[/color]
>[color=green]
> >"Listen! It took me three months to find a preacher up here,[/color]
>[color=green]
> >do you know how long it would take me to find a lawyer?"[/color][/color]

Ah, that was a good one. =)

"Bassplayer12" <perettij@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote:
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>This may have been posted already. It's still funny everetime, IMHO. ;-)
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>>Divorce in Heaven?[/color]
>[color=green]
>>There was a couple who was about to get married.[/color]
>[color=green]
>>Before the wedding, they had a tragic accident and both died.[/color]
>[color=green]
>>As they were standing at the gates of heaven talking to[/color]
>[color=green]
>>St. Peter they explained their plight and asked could they get[/color]
>[color=green]
>>married in heaven.[/color]
>[color=green]
>>St. Peter said, "Wait here," and left.[/color]
>[color=green]
>>He was gone for several months then finally returned.[/color]
>[color=green]
>>The couple said, "We've been thinking as we were waiting here,[/color]
>[color=green]
>>eternity is a long time to be married. Just in case things[/color]
>[color=green]
>>don't work out, is it possible that we can get a divorce?"[/color]
>[color=green]
>>St. Peter looked them sternly in the eye then said,[/color]
>[color=green]
>>"Listen! It took me three months to find a preacher up here,[/color]
>[color=green]
>>do you know how long it would take me to find a lawyer?"[/color]
>[/color]

And another in sorta like vein...

"So God leaned down from the heavens and spake to Adam and Eve
saying loudly, Go ye forth, into the bushes and PROCREATE"!

Adam, looking puzzled cupped his hands and shouted "God...what's
procreate?"

God leaned down and whispered in his ear "psst psst psst, know
what I mean"? <nudge-nudge> <wink wink>

Adam grins, grabs Eve's hand and whipped her off into the
bushes...couple seconds passes, bushes part, Adam sticks his head
out and shouts "God, what's headache"?...
--

-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

"Gord Beaman" <gord@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
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> "Bassplayer12" <perettij@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote:
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>>This may have been posted already. It's still funny everetime, IMHO. ;-)
>>[color=darkred]
>>>Divorce in Heaven?[/color]
>>[color=darkred]
>>>There was a couple who was about to get married.[/color]
>>[color=darkred]
>>>Before the wedding, they had a tragic accident and both died.[/color]
>>[color=darkred]
>>>As they were standing at the gates of heaven talking to[/color]
>>[color=darkred]
>>>St. Peter they explained their plight and asked could they get[/color]
>>[color=darkred]
>>>married in heaven.[/color]
>>[color=darkred]
>>>St. Peter said, "Wait here," and left.[/color]
>>[color=darkred]
>>>He was gone for several months then finally returned.[/color]
>>[color=darkred]
>>>The couple said, "We've been thinking as we were waiting here,[/color]
>>[color=darkred]
>>>eternity is a long time to be married. Just in case things[/color]
>>[color=darkred]
>>>don't work out, is it possible that we can get a divorce?"[/color]
>>[color=darkred]
>>>St. Peter looked them sternly in the eye then said,[/color]
>>[color=darkred]
>>>"Listen! It took me three months to find a preacher up here,[/color]
>>[color=darkred]
>>>do you know how long it would take me to find a lawyer?"[/color]
>>[/color]
>
> And another in sorta like vein...
>
> "So God leaned down from the heavens and spake to Adam and Eve
> saying loudly, Go ye forth, into the bushes and PROCREATE"!
>
> Adam, looking puzzled cupped his hands and shouted "God...what's
> procreate?"
>
> God leaned down and whispered in his ear "psst psst psst, know
> what I mean"? <nudge-nudge> <wink wink>
>
> Adam grins, grabs Eve's hand and whipped her off into the
> bushes...couple seconds passes, bushes part, Adam sticks his head
> out and shouts "God, what's headache"?...
> --
>
> -Gord.[/color]

BWHAHAHAHA!

Natalie, who just says 'no'

On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 01:35:02 -0400, "Wickeddoll®"
<wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>
>"Gord Beaman" <gord@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
>news:atkgl1to782mi37o153v55kgbml69q9g2u@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> "Bassplayer12" <perettij@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>This may have been posted already. It's still funny everetime, IMHO. ;-)
>>>
>>>>Divorce in Heaven?
>>>
>>>>There was a couple who was about to get married.
>>>
>>>>Before the wedding, they had a tragic accident and both died.
>>>
>>>>As they were standing at the gates of heaven talking to
>>>
>>>>St. Peter they explained their plight and asked could they get
>>>
>>>>married in heaven.
>>>
>>>>St. Peter said, "Wait here," and left.
>>>
>>>>He was gone for several months then finally returned.
>>>
>>>>The couple said, "We've been thinking as we were waiting here,
>>>
>>>>eternity is a long time to be married. Just in case things
>>>
>>>>don't work out, is it possible that we can get a divorce?"
>>>
>>>>St. Peter looked them sternly in the eye then said,
>>>
>>>>"Listen! It took me three months to find a preacher up here,
>>>
>>>>do you know how long it would take me to find a lawyer?"
>>>[/color]
>>
>> And another in sorta like vein...
>>
>> "So God leaned down from the heavens and spake to Adam and Eve
>> saying loudly, Go ye forth, into the bushes and PROCREATE"!
>>
>> Adam, looking puzzled cupped his hands and shouted "God...what's
>> procreate?"
>>
>> God leaned down and whispered in his ear "psst psst psst, know
>> what I mean"? <nudge-nudge> <wink wink>
>>
>> Adam grins, grabs Eve's hand and whipped her off into the
>> bushes...couple seconds passes, bushes part, Adam sticks his head
>> out and shouts "God, what's headache"?...
>> --
>>
>> -Gord.[/color]
>
>BWHAHAHAHA!
>
>Natalie, who just says 'no'[/color]

Since when? >:)

-LMB

"Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 01:35:02 -0400, "Wickeddoll®"
> <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>
>>"Gord Beaman" <gord@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
>>news:atkgl1to782mi37o153v55kgbml69q9g2u@4ax.com...[color=darkred]
>>> "Bassplayer12" <perettij@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote:
>>>
>>>>This may have been posted already. It's still funny everetime, IMHO. ;-)
>>>>
>>>>>Divorce in Heaven?
>>>>
>>>>>There was a couple who was about to get married.
>>>>
>>>>>Before the wedding, they had a tragic accident and both died.
>>>>
>>>>>As they were standing at the gates of heaven talking to
>>>>
>>>>>St. Peter they explained their plight and asked could they get
>>>>
>>>>>married in heaven.
>>>>
>>>>>St. Peter said, "Wait here," and left.
>>>>
>>>>>He was gone for several months then finally returned.
>>>>
>>>>>The couple said, "We've been thinking as we were waiting here,
>>>>
>>>>>eternity is a long time to be married. Just in case things
>>>>
>>>>>don't work out, is it possible that we can get a divorce?"
>>>>
>>>>>St. Peter looked them sternly in the eye then said,
>>>>
>>>>>"Listen! It took me three months to find a preacher up here,
>>>>
>>>>>do you know how long it would take me to find a lawyer?"
>>>>
>>>
>>> And another in sorta like vein...
>>>
>>> "So God leaned down from the heavens and spake to Adam and Eve
>>> saying loudly, Go ye forth, into the bushes and PROCREATE"!
>>>
>>> Adam, looking puzzled cupped his hands and shouted "God...what's
>>> procreate?"
>>>
>>> God leaned down and whispered in his ear "psst psst psst, know
>>> what I mean"? <nudge-nudge> <wink wink>
>>>
>>> Adam grins, grabs Eve's hand and whipped her off into the
>>> bushes...couple seconds passes, bushes part, Adam sticks his head
>>> out and shouts "God, what's headache"?...
>>> --
>>>
>>> -Gord.[/color]
>>
>>BWHAHAHAHA!
>>
>>Natalie, who just says 'no'[/color]
>
> Since when? >:)
>
> -LMB
>[/color]
HA!

Not lately

Natalie