An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied
to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free
and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I
scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did
everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Wickeddoll®, 10/20/2005, 9:41:28 AM, <dj7ooh.3go.1@news.evilcabal.org>
> wrote:
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>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:xn0e8pn984byobe000@news.readfreenews.net...
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>> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW[/color]
>
> He won't get any "head" from her; nor any "lip" either.
>[/color]
"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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>An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
>
>"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
>
>"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
>railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied
>to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free
>and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I
>scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did
>everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
>
>"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
>
>"Dunno...Never found the head."[/color]
Gord Beaman, 10/20/2005,10:32:28 PM, wrote:
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> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
> >
> > "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
> >
> > "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by
> > the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young
> > woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went
> > and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a
> > long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all
> > over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top,
> > every position imaginable!"
> >
> > "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
> >
> > "Dunno...Never found the head."[/color]
>
> Gotta say...best one this week...
>[/color]
Yeah, many of my other recipients had to reply to that one also.
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"Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a
middle-aged man to a female bosom." -- Michael Green
"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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>Gord Beaman, 10/20/2005,10:32:28 PM, wrote:
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>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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>> > An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
>> >
>> > "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
>> >
>> > "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by
>> > the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young
>> > woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went
>> > and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a
>> > long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all
>> > over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top,
>> > every position imaginable!"
>> >
>> > "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
>> >
>> > "Dunno...Never found the head."[/color]
>>
>> Gotta say...best one this week...
>>[/color]
>
>Yeah, many of my other recipients had to reply to that one also.[/color]
Yeh...got me in big poop with my wife though...I printed it and
left it on the sink in the bathroom, she read it at 4 AM when she
went in to pee...geez...
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