[OT] Joke: the things kids say...

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a
construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The
young family's 6-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the
activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.



She hung around and eventually the construction crew - gems in the rough all
of them - more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They
chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and at lunch
breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
important.



At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope
containing a dollar. The little girl took this home to her mother who said
all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the
dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings
account.



When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story
and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such
a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I've been working with a
crew building a house all week".



"My goodness gracious", said the teller, "and will you be working on the
house again this week too"? "I will if those useless cocksuckers at the
lumber yard ever bring us the fucking bricks", replied the little girl

by "Buck Frobisher" <farside114@hotmail.com> Oct 20, 2005 at 11:49 PM

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>A young family moved into a house next door to a >vacant lot. One day a
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>activity going on next door and started talking >with the workers.[/color]


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>She hung around and eventually the construction >crew - gems in the[/color]
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>all
>of them - more or less adopted her as a kind of >project mascot. They
>chatted with her, let her sit with them while >they had coffee and at[/color]
lunch
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>breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and >there to make her feel
>important.[/color]


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>At the end of the first week they even presented >her with a pay envelope[/color]
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>containing a dollar. The little girl took this >home to her mother who
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>all the appropriate words of admiration and >suggested that they take the[/color]
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>dollar pay she had received to the bank the next >day to start a savings[/color]
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>account.[/color]


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>When they got to the bank the teller was equally >impressed with the[/color]
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>and asked the little girl how she had come by >her very own pay check at
>such
>a young age. The little girl proudly >replied, "I've been working with a[/color]
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>crew building a house all week".[/color]


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>"My goodness gracious", said the teller, "and >will you be working on the[/color]
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>house again this week too"? "I will if those >useless cocksuckers at the[/color]
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>lumber yard ever bring us the fucking bricks", >replied the little girl[/color]


Oh God! That's funny as hell, especially if you imagine the little girl as
Shirly Temple!