OT - Women are evil - Joke-

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.


After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So.... you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should
meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".



Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must
be a sign from God!"



The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. "Then she hands
the bottle to the man.



The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately
puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.



The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"



The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."



MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are evil; don't mess with them!

Dan J.S., 10/25/2005, 1:35:49 PM, <11lsr7mf0gg8r5a@news.supernews.com>
wrote:
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> MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are evil; don't mess with them![/color]

Not only are they evil, but you will seldom win an argument with them.
And if you think you did in the short term, you end up losing anyway in
the long term.

"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
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*snipped & stolen*

Natalie

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Dan J.S., 10/25/2005, 1:35:49 PM, <11lsr7mf0gg8r5a@news.supernews.com>
> wrote:
>[color=green]
>> MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are evil; don't mess with them![/color]
>
> Not only are they evil, but you will seldom win an argument with them.
> And if you think you did in the short term, you end up losing anyway in
> the long term.[/color]

*fwappity fwap*

My husband wins arguments all the time - at least that's what he thinks

Natalie

You do not believe anything that bleeds for four or five days every month,
and does not die, can be a GOOD thing do you? ;)

mike

"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
news:11lsr7mf0gg8r5a@news.supernews.com...[color=blue]
>A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
>morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
>amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
>
>
> After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So.... you're a man.
> That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
> nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
> should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our
> days".
>
>
>
> Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
> must be a sign from God!"
>
>
>
> The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
> completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
> wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. "Then she
> hands the bottle to the man.
>
>
>
> The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
> and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
> immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
>
>
>
> The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
>
>
>
> The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
>
>
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are evil; don't mess with them!
>
>
>
>[/color]

"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
news:11lsr7mf0gg8r5a@news.supernews.com...[color=blue]
>A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
>morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
>amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
>
>
> After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So.... you're a man.
> That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
> nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
> should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our
> days".
>
>
>
> Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
> must be a sign from God!"
>
>
>
> The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
> completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
> wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. "Then she
> hands the bottle to the man.
>
>
>
> The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
> and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
> immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
>
>
>
> The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
>
>
>
> The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
>
>
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are evil; don't mess with them![/color]
first i state that
women = time * money
(if your short on time you can make it up with money
and if your short on money all is well if you spend some extra time with
them)
and everyone knows that time is money so
time = money
therefore
women = money * money
or money squared
and because money is the root of all evil
that would make
women = (root of all evil) squared
and that would prove
women = evil

PCK, 10/25/2005,9:20:23 PM, wrote:
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> first i state that
> women = time * money
> (if your short on time you can make it up with money
> and if your short on money all is well if you spend some extra time
> with them) and everyone knows that time is money so
> time = money
> therefore
> women = money * money
> or money squared
> and because money is the root of all evil
> that would make
> women = (root of all evil) squared
> and that would prove
> women = evil[/color]

This is an extremely complicated yet simple formula. You are obviously
a genius about logic, but I doubt you will ever understand women.
There is no logic whatsoever when debating a woman. I guess that's
what makes them so attractive to us -- they are our opposites.

--
"Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to
cheat at." -- Dave Hill

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0e8xaeg48ryrz000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> PCK, 10/25/2005,9:20:23 PM, wrote:
>[color=green]
>> first i state that
>> women = time * money
>> (if your short on time you can make it up with money
>> and if your short on money all is well if you spend some extra time
>> with them) and everyone knows that time is money so
>> time = money
>> therefore
>> women = money * money
>> or money squared
>> and because money is the root of all evil
>> that would make
>> women = (root of all evil) squared
>> and that would prove
>> women = evil[/color]
>
> This is an extremely complicated yet simple formula. You are obviously
> a genius about logic, but I doubt you will ever understand women.
> There is no logic whatsoever when debating a woman. I guess that's
> what makes them so attractive to us -- they are our opposites.
>[/color]

Wow, both of you guys are oinking particularly loudly

:-P

Natalie

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0e8xaeg48ryrz000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> PCK, 10/25/2005,9:20:23 PM, wrote:
>[color=green]
>> first i state that
>> women = time * money
>> (if your short on time you can make it up with money
>> and if your short on money all is well if you spend some extra time
>> with them) and everyone knows that time is money so
>> time = money
>> therefore
>> women = money * money
>> or money squared
>> and because money is the root of all evil
>> that would make
>> women = (root of all evil) squared
>> and that would prove
>> women = evil[/color]
>
> This is an extremely complicated yet simple formula. You are obviously
> a genius about logic, but I doubt you will ever understand women.
> There is no logic whatsoever when debating a woman. I guess that's
> what makes them so attractive to us -- they are our opposites.
>[/color]

That is not what makes them attractive to me! ;-)

"Truckdude" <unrealemail@cox.net> wrote in message
news:nZF7f.6397$Yn4.4226@trnddc03...[color=blue]
>
> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0e8xaeg48ryrz000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
>> PCK, 10/25/2005,9:20:23 PM, wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> first i state that
>>> women = time * money
>>> (if your short on time you can make it up with money
>>> and if your short on money all is well if you spend some extra time
>>> with them) and everyone knows that time is money so
>>> time = money
>>> therefore
>>> women = money * money
>>> or money squared
>>> and because money is the root of all evil
>>> that would make
>>> women = (root of all evil) squared
>>> and that would prove
>>> women = evil[/color]
>>
>> This is an extremely complicated yet simple formula. You are obviously
>> a genius about logic, but I doubt you will ever understand women.
>> There is no logic whatsoever when debating a woman. I guess that's
>> what makes them so attractive to us -- they are our opposites.
>>[/color]
>
> That is not what makes them attractive to me! ;-)[/color]

Truck Dude likes it when they defectate and urinate on him.

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>
>[/color]

Sharx35, 10/26/2005,3:36:46 AM, wrote:
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>
> "Truckdude" <unrealemail@cox.net> wrote in message
> news:nZF7f.6397$Yn4.4226@trnddc03...[color=green]
> >
> >"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message[/color]
> news:xn0e8xaeg48ryrz000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green][color=darkred]
> > > PCK, 10/25/2005,9:20:23 PM, wrote:
> > >
> > > > first i state that
> > > > women = time * money
> > > > (if your short on time you can make it up with money
> > > > and if your short on money all is well if you spend some extra
> > > > time with them) and everyone knows that time is money so
> > > > time = money
> > > > therefore
> > > > women = money * money
> > > > or money squared
> > > > and because money is the root of all evil
> > > > that would make
> > > > women = (root of all evil) squared
> > > > and that would prove
> > > > women = evil
> > >
> > > This is an extremely complicated yet simple formula. You are
> > > obviously a genius about logic, but I doubt you will ever
> > > understand women. There is no logic whatsoever when debating a
> > > woman. I guess that's what makes them so attractive to us --
> > > they are our opposites.
> > >[/color]
> >
> > That is not what makes them attractive to me! ;-)[/color]
>
> Truck Dude likes it when they defectate and urinate on him.[/color]

You have got a problem. That wasn't even funny. You've just ruined
the entire spirit of this thread.

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Sharx35, 10/26/2005,3:36:46 AM, wrote:
>[color=green]
>>
>> "Truckdude" <unrealemail@cox.net> wrote in message
>> news:nZF7f.6397$Yn4.4226@trnddc03...[color=darkred]
>> >
>> >"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message[/color]
>> news:xn0e8xaeg48ryrz000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=darkred]
>> > > PCK, 10/25/2005,9:20:23 PM, wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > first i state that
>> > > > women = time * money
>> > > > (if your short on time you can make it up with money
>> > > > and if your short on money all is well if you spend some extra
>> > > > time with them) and everyone knows that time is money so
>> > > > time = money
>> > > > therefore
>> > > > women = money * money
>> > > > or money squared
>> > > > and because money is the root of all evil
>> > > > that would make
>> > > > women = (root of all evil) squared
>> > > > and that would prove
>> > > > women = evil
>> > >
>> > > This is an extremely complicated yet simple formula. You are
>> > > obviously a genius about logic, but I doubt you will ever
>> > > understand women. There is no logic whatsoever when debating a
>> > > woman. I guess that's what makes them so attractive to us --
>> > > they are our opposites.
>> > >
>> >
>> > That is not what makes them attractive to me! ;-)[/color]
>>
>> Truck Dude likes it when they defectate and urinate on him.[/color]
>
> You have got a problem. That wasn't even funny. You've just ruined
> the entire spirit of this thread.[/color]

That's just too FUCKING bad, isn't? Lighten up, already.

[email]REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com[/email] (badgolferman) wrote:
[color=blue][color=green]
>>MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are
>>evil; don't mess with them![/color][/color]
[color=blue]
>Not only are they evil, but you will
>seldom win an argument with them. And
>if you think you did in the short term,
>you end up losing anyway in the long
>term.[/color]

My husband has had to teach my son that:
"You can either be right...or, you can be happy.", when he challenges my
position.

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Sharx35, 10/26/2005,3:36:46 AM, wrote:
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>>
>> "Truckdude" <unrealemail@cox.net> wrote in message
>> news:nZF7f.6397$Yn4.4226@trnddc03...[color=darkred]
>> >
>> >"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message[/color]
>> news:xn0e8xaeg48ryrz000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=darkred]
>> > > PCK, 10/25/2005,9:20:23 PM, wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > first i state that
>> > > > women = time * money
>> > > > (if your short on time you can make it up with money
>> > > > and if your short on money all is well if you spend some extra
>> > > > time with them) and everyone knows that time is money so
>> > > > time = money
>> > > > therefore
>> > > > women = money * money
>> > > > or money squared
>> > > > and because money is the root of all evil
>> > > > that would make
>> > > > women = (root of all evil) squared
>> > > > and that would prove
>> > > > women = evil
>> > >
>> > > This is an extremely complicated yet simple formula. You are
>> > > obviously a genius about logic, but I doubt you will ever
>> > > understand women. There is no logic whatsoever when debating a
>> > > woman. I guess that's what makes them so attractive to us --
>> > > they are our opposites.
>> > >
>> >
>> > That is not what makes them attractive to me! ;-)[/color]
>>
>> Truck Dude likes it when they defectate and urinate on him.[/color]
>
> You have got a problem. That wasn't even funny. You've just ruined
> the entire spirit of this thread.[/color]

He probably wonders why people all of the sudden have something to do when
he approaches.

"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Truckdude" <unrealemail@cox.net> wrote in message
> news:nZF7f.6397$Yn4.4226@trnddc03...[color=green]
>>
>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:xn0e8xaeg48ryrz000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=darkred]
>>> PCK, 10/25/2005,9:20:23 PM, wrote:
>>>
>>>> first i state that
>>>> women = time * money
>>>> (if your short on time you can make it up with money
>>>> and if your short on money all is well if you spend some extra time
>>>> with them) and everyone knows that time is money so
>>>> time = money
>>>> therefore
>>>> women = money * money
>>>> or money squared
>>>> and because money is the root of all evil
>>>> that would make
>>>> women = (root of all evil) squared
>>>> and that would prove
>>>> women = evil
>>>
>>> This is an extremely complicated yet simple formula. You are obviously
>>> a genius about logic, but I doubt you will ever understand women.
>>> There is no logic whatsoever when debating a woman. I guess that's
>>> what makes them so attractive to us -- they are our opposites.
>>>[/color]
>>
>> That is not what makes them attractive to me! ;-)[/color]
>
> Truck Dude likes it when they defectate and urinate on him.
>
>[/color]

Wow! You had us thinking that fellatio was your only area of expertise!